Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I just need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@whatever-is-that
Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I just need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is
it took me like, an hour to understand why tumblr’s logo looks Like That™, but I think I’ve figured it out
happy World Goth Day, apparently
in a fun coincidence, I painted my nails black and dyed my hair dark blue tonight, even before I knew what day it was
for archival purposes and so that this post makes sense in the future, this is what tumblr’s logo looks like today, May 22nd of the year 2021:
For those who aren’t on mobile, theres a tiny header that looks like this:
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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night
Your mudsdale looks like its dying
im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band
feel like im hot enough to pull it off
If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women
👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻
And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.
I was so fucking confused
But yeah
Do you still go to church after what happened?
idk what happened but no I do not go to church due to the fact that I am not christian
NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Building a bathroom for the shopping district in Sims.
my uncle wants to give me a lil cottage in Idaho for free and honestly I might do it…. how perfect would that be??? It’s gorgeous on a hillside and has a fruit tree orchard and I’d start my own little garden and just do art all the time like ok how perfect ????
Here’s some pics from a lake 15 mins away and it’s 45 mins from the Canadian border!~ I’ve stayed there a few times it’s so nice !! It’s just very very very very rural lol
Reblogging for cozy rural forest cabin gifted to family member by benevolent uncle energy
JESUS CHRIST I WAS GOING TI WINTERHOLD AND TWO SNOW BEARS ATRACKED ME SO I JUST RAN INTO THE INN AND THEY SPAWNED INSIDE THE INN
INSIDE! THE! INN!
THERE ARE TWO SNOW BEARS INSIDE THE WINTERHOLD INN
one started glitching into the ceiling
it just works
Theres a BEAR
loose
in an INN
No one knows what’s going to happen next
Least of all the BEAR
He’s never BEEN in an INN before
There’s no experts. They try to find experts at the colleges. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw a goat in Solitude” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a goat in the Solitude. This is a bear loose in an inn.
When a bear is loose in the inn, you gotta stay updated. So all day long you walk around like ‘oh what’d the bear do?’
The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. The bear ordered juniper mead? I didn’t know he knew how to do that.
The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the bear at all… You’re down in the wine cellar like “hey, has anyone, uh………. has anyone heard-” “roooaaaarrr”
Those are the quiet days where people are like “It looks like the bear has finally calmed down.” and then ten seconds later the bear is like “I’m gonna run toward the bedrooms and rip it apart with my claws, i got nice claws and big teeth, i’m a bear!” and its like
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU’D SAY YOU DUMB FUCKING BEAR
Then you go to Windhelm with people and they’re like “There shouldn’t be a bear in an inn!” and its like “WE ARE WELL PAST THAT!”
And then the stormcloaks are like “Well if there’s gonna be a bear in an inn, I’m gonna kill some Dark Elves” but those dont match up AT ALL!
And then for a second it seems like maybe we could survive the bear. But then 500 miles away, a DRAGON was like “I’M GOING TO EAT THE WORLD!”
And before we could even say anything the bear was like “If you even fucking LOOK at the inn I will claw you to death. I dare you to do it, I wa- I want you to do it! I want you to do it so I can claw you to death, I’m so fuckin crazy!”
And he’s like “You think you’re fuckin crazy? I’m a fuckin dragon! I live in another dimension, I’m FUCKIN CRAZY!”
And all of us are like “Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!” Like the poor Dragonborn at that goddamn peace conference.
Then for a second we’re like “Maybe the companions will catch the bear.”, and then the bear is like “I have eaten the companions” like HE CAN DO THAT?! That shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the bear is… I don’t remember that in Oblivion…
This is ART.
what is wrong with americans
The following meme screenshots come from season 1 of spongebob
For the first season of spongebob in 1999 the animation was still done with traditional animation methods and used hand painted backgrounds and cels.
That means that these images exist physically somewhere, and have gone up SIGNIFICANTLY in value because of memes about cumming and social anxiety
Swamp creatures by sculptor, Sophie Prestigiacomo.
Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images
I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?
It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home