Issa party lmao

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[evaneddie-deactivated20220906]

i speak turbo (daybreak netflix)

[christopherbarnard]

[cheacegirl]

I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

[iapislazuli]

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

[patricia-taxxon]

giving up on the "patriarchy hurts men too" gambit, i thought it might work when i saw laci green do it ten years ago but it has run its course and id like to start telling men that patriarchy overwhelmingly benefits them again

[patricia-taxxon]

boys are allowed to cry more than girls are, their emotions are taken more seriously, their loneliness is a graver tragedy, their oppressions are more legal cards to play, the online left pivoted hardcore to placating men and winning over apathetic young men and it hasn't done any good

[patricia-taxxon]

i could probably spin something similar about white supremacy. we're the descendants of people who chose comfort over culture and community, isolated by the violence that created the spaces we live in, whatever. maybe some of that's true, but it feels disingenuous to call this being hurt by white privilege. itd be more accurate to say it's the price of those overwhelming benefits that being a white U.S citizen grants us.

[cameronthecryptid]

Alternative ending:

As the one minute runs out Tampa screams. Mackenzie exclaims “Ah man! It would have been so cool if you were the one who survived.”.

Pan out to the bonus room, the girls are all huddled around an incomplete Janga tower, Knife is just laying next to Tabitha unamused and just glad that the girls are done treating her like a toy for now.

The girls had simply just been playing Dread the entire time. Mackenzie’s dad and brother’s come home and try and talk to the girls. Mackenzie just just gives them a half-assed wave and basically ignoring them.

“Let’s do another one!” Tabitha exclaims in excitement. “What should the story be?” Mackenzie asks. “Zombies,” Mary suggests, “With worms.” she adds. Tampa cringes, “That sounds gross.” she comments.

“Let’s do it!” Tabitha says.

[decompose1]

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

[mapsontheweb]

Prisons/Jails vs Colleges - More prisons or more colleges?

[grimeclown]

[squidbroom]

i saw the tv glow sound track save me i saw the tv glow soundtrack i saw the tv glow soundtrack save me

[jestergal]

if vivian had a tumblr account you guys would mark it as nsfw then ban it

[joevo]

if vivian had a tumblr account your CEO would be bitching about her on twitter

[femperor]

If Vivian had a tumblr account there'd be two dozen blogs dedicated specifically to harassing her and and moderation would openly refuse to do anything about it.

[j6]

When ur mom cracks open the door to wish u a good night after u just finished nutting in ur own mouth n ur pretending to sleep

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]

[omegaverse]

Me googling: "can you drink on prozac"

Medical website: no!!!!!!!!

Me: hm! Not the answer im looking for!

Me googling: "can you drink on prozac reddit"

Redditors: yes in moderation!!!!!

Me: absolutely splendid.

[wathanism]

no cause some of the shit y'all are saying has me genuinely worried that you don't understand the difference between immigration and SETTLER COLONIALISM. y'all do realize that if jewish people just mass migrated to palestine and lived peacefully among palestinians as neighbors and countrymen, then none of this would be a problem. right? you get that, right? you get that our issue was never "there's too many jews here" but rather "why am i getting kicked out of my house." RIGHT?

[wathanism]

guy who's never met a levantine person in his life:

anyway can you guys not do scientific racism in my notes please

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[hellhoundlair]

you wake up with a dick. what do you do.

mourn

feel joy

yank that shit

go about day as normal

Voting ended onJan 31, 2024

[ghoulchurch]

[turbocool123]

STOP THE COUNT