LET OUR BODIES LAY

MARK OUR HEARTS WITH SHAME | check out #finn's gay saga if you want how uselessly gay and horny on main i am to beat you to death | finn/blade, 25, transmasc - he/him/ey/em, T 21/8/18 (#puberty 2 electric boogaloo), top 04/01/22, gay aro polyam | please don't use they/them for me | terfs, truscum and transmeds can, should, and will die

[tiresas]

cat-s-ire -> tiresas

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[orteil42]

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[theauspolchronicles]

Talk to One Nation voters

Be the person who pierces their echo chamber. Talk to them. Figure out what they are angry about and find solutions, or point out how One Nation isn't going to fix anything.

Are they worried about immigration? Well, immigration is actually steadily declining and population growth is at a record low.

Are they worried about cost of living? One Nation wants to repeal workplace protections and make it easier for workers to lose their jobs.

Are they concerned about people coming here and not speaking English? English competency is a requirement for Australian citizenship and so is a non-issue.

Are they concerned about the cost of electricity? Electricity prices are actually cheaper because of renewable energy. Higher costs are due to the cost of gas. One Nation wants to get rid of cost-saving renewables and doesn't believe in climate change.

What about house prices? Pauline Hanson has consistently voted against measures to increase housing affordability.

What about the major parties being bought for by corporate interests? Pauline Hanson is literally being gifted millions by one of Australia's richest billionaires, Gina Rhinehart. Hanson also repeatedly fails to declare gifts from Rhinehart and One Nation repeatedly fails to give any kind of financial disclosure at all. This is very dodgy! If they're worried about political corruption then One Nation should be the prime target for distrust.

Go forth.

Talk to people.

This is how we save Australia.

[theauspolchronicles]

Pauline Hanson claims that there are 872,000 people who can't speak English in Australia as a way to complain about multiculturalism. The thing is: that figure includes over 100,000 babies.

Her claim uses self-reported ABS data, which is not an objective test of someone's English competency. Some of the adults in these figures are likely saying they can't speak English just because they don't speak it as fluently as those with it as a first language.

English competency is a requirement for Australian citizenship (unless you're born here, so babies don't need to prove it). The exception being those over 60, those under 16, or people with a permanent mental or physical incapacity.

So the Australian citizens who were born overseas but aren't competent at English? Probably family members like grandparents, children and dependants. Also, deaf people don't speak English, they use sign language. Oh, and some Indigenous communities focus on their language first as a way to prevent its extinction. There are multiple reasons why English isn't the primary language of many people.

In fact, the level of English competency required was already increased by the Coalition back in 2017. The level required is similar to that to be accepted into a university so those who come here to study, get skills that benefit the nation, and decide they like it here so much as to stay and contribute to our MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY will be fine. But that doesn't fit Hanson’s narrative so she's ignoring all of that.

So Pauline Hanson is trying to misrepresent statistics to stoke racist fears that social cohesion is being undermined by not understanding the idea of BABIES EXISTING and people having grandparents etc. Her solution is something that already is in place. This is just stupidity and racism. That's all One Nation represents.

[theauspolchronicles]

Right wing nationalist parties are all pro oil and gas because renewable energy has been painted with a progressive/left wing brush. But it's ironic, because the whole anti-globalism anti dependency on foreign nations sentiment doesn't work when your economy is reliant on oil. Most countries don't have domestic supply to drill for (Australia may have plenty of gas but not enough oil to make it worthwhile) so the only way to have energy independence as a nation is renewable energy. The only way to decrease energy prices is renewable energy. The only way to avoid energy instability is renewable energy.

If nationalist movements around the world were truly about their nation first, domestic security, prosperity and economic independence without relying on foreign nations then they'd all be pro-renewable energy as the ONLY viable way to ensure energy infrastructure isn't debilitated by foreign wars and the whims of other nations.

But right wing nationalists aren't really for sensible things that benefit the nation. They're fixated on demonising immigrants and queer people as scapegoats to mask the complete lack of policy they have. Their our-nation-first rhetoric is all barely disguised racism, anti-science nonsense and reactionary bullshit designed to get people angry over nothing while simultaneously pocketing as much money as possible from billionaires bankrolling them.

And I wish more people understood that.

[depsidase]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[orpheuslament]

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

[tonguethulhu]

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

[cnwarforged]

Saw this in the comments lol

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

[iwilleatyourenglish]