If I was a wanted criminal in the dark ages, they’d be like “are you William the Wanted?” And I’d be like “nahh I’m Laurence the Lawful” and they’d be like “ohhh okay”
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If I was a wanted criminal in the dark ages, they’d be like “are you William the Wanted?” And I’d be like “nahh I’m Laurence the Lawful” and they’d be like “ohhh okay”
Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had set their books out into the world like ships onto the sea. These books gave Matilda a comforting message: “You are not alone.”
Matilda 🌼 (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
Inception (2010) // Tenet (2020)
Schrödinger’s vaguepost
this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
Beards and sunglasses makes you look handsome is another way of saying covering parts of your face makes you more attractive.
Logic
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
@sanid1
did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there
I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.
Thanks! I hate it
isnt this reverse vore?
Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding!
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Thrive Cape Town-based artist Daniel Popper creates monumental public art installations of fantastical figures. His latest work Thrive will be a permanent public installation at Society Las Olas, a residential building in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
I yank my coochie hair out when I'm stressed out (like chacha trichotillomania) and I just yanked one out that's strawberry blonde and I am so shocked. Everybody else dark at but this bitch was thinking she the anime protag of my hahina
im obsessed with you
Jari Jones for Paper Magazine shot by Renell Medrano