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@whatfi
this show Knew.
carol leifer wrote for Seinfeld and she’s an outspoken Jewish lesbian and she’s hilarious
When I see a sign that lowers the speed limit, I don’t think it applies until I pass the sign. When I see a sign that increases the speed limit, I think it applies immediately.
spicy
PROBABLY THE SADDEST GIFSET I’LL EVER MAKE
The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]
Oh, he’s good.
I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny
the american high school experience
million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors
speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”
stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee
the Pacer
teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”
broken air conditioning
classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell
“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”
a shit ton of standardized tests
“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”
“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”
jeopardy
quizlet
the cha-cha slide
“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.
“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”
when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet
My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”
And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.
Read the whole thing
my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy
Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.
This really helps my anxiety.
Fat/tg/uy Finds a Fate Worse than Death
it’s a me, marco