here for the vibes and the memes

this has become a hollanov/hc blog. but never forget the roots: hl. ot5 always and forever.

[dailytomlinson]

lilonfilmm: louist91 - Barcelona, Madrid, Lyon, Munich

[liliesandmoondiaries]

a prettiest flower amongst all other pretty flowers

[jesterlesbian]

oh my themmmm

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[mymansmoon]

shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

POV u r the phone in Lou's hand (•⊙ω⊙•)

[palacesofmymind]

IT’S SHOW DAY!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

[littlegirlinvisible]

HUDCON WEEK 2026 Day 6 — May 16: Actor versus character ↪ CONNOR STORRIE: woodstock in human form SHANE HOLLANDER: snoopy in human form ILYA ROZANOV & HUDSON WILLIAMS: beautiful menaces to society 

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson Williams for Peloton

[bugslibraryy]

Also who wants to talk about aftercare for Shane and Ilya like just imagine post cottage, as boyfriends now having their hookups but there’s 💫love💫 there now and they are allowed to acknowledge it now. Like I live to think of the transition to remembering they can linger and care and adore. Thinking of Ilya just showering Shane in praise and touch and love and Shane being able to stay blissed out in subspace and syrupy and soft eyed and settled for a long stretch, strung along by Ilya staying inside him, petting his skin in big open hand touches, kissing him slow and dizzying. Big brown eyes gazing up at Ilya like he’s the only thing in the world, slow blinks. Ilya telling him he’s so good and sweet and Ilya’s and so beautiful and how good this is - the sex they have, like nothing else has ever been. Sappy sweet loving and touching and nuzzling and clinging

[bugslibraryy]

@observethewalrus incredible tags

[hudconera]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[l0cadef4nfock]

Prime Centaurs Hollander and Rozanov didn’t lose a single fucking game during their first season together and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Their first game of the season? Ended 13-0, partly due to how amazing Shane and Ilya and the rest of the team were, but mostly due to how unprepared the other team was, because no matter how good they knew Hollander and Rozanov were apart, nobody could predict just how good they’ll be together:

10 of these 13 goals were scored by Ilya and Shane because Weibe convinced them to make a bet on who would score the most goals in their first season for a “special reward” in June. Shane got a double hat trick and Ilya almost managed to look salty about loosing the bet in their first round.

Their first game against Montreal? Oh baby these metro fans were shocked at just how badly their previously almost undefeated team lost to fucking Ottawa. Shane gave an intermission interview at that game, and when he was asked how it felt to play against his former team for the first time he just stared at the camera, still panting from his 2 goals 2 assists 9:48 minutes of ice time 15 shots on goal and one fight he watched with Wyatt from the crease in the first period and says “I don’t see much of a difference, it’s just like playing any other team, the metros are still a very talented team and it’s always fun to have a challenge on the ice. Alright, I- yeah, thank you.” Then leaves and you can just barely hear Rozanov shouting from the locker room “why are you lying to press Hollander!”

During playoffs in one “tough” (the other team has scored more than two goals and it’s probably a season record against the Cens) game Weibe puts Ilya as a right wing and Shane as center on the first line and the other team has never been so fucking scared in their entire lives. The two are putting up an average of almost 15 minutes of play every period seemingly without getting tired. Ilya keeps stealing pucks to give to Shane to bury in the net. Their passes always connect. Every goal Shane scored Ilya assists and vice versa. Hayes got so bored he sang the entire wicked musical soundtrack twice without getting interrupted even once. The bench is laughing and cheering them on like the team next to them isn’t close to tears. Rozanov keeps cross checking everyone just to hear Hollander’s “Rozanov for fuck’s sake!” like they don’t have a seven goal lead. And after the game these bitches (Shane) have the audacity to mutter “good game” as they’re shaking hands with a smile on their face like they haven’t destroyed any ounce of self respect those men had.

They won the Stanley cup (obviously) and the pose the team chose was Hollander and Rozanov kissing in front of it while the entire team cheers them on. Harris posts it to Instagram, and Ilya reposts it with the caption “Stanley cup is gay too now I don’t make rules. Guess you won’t ever touch it again ever oh well” and it blows the fuck up. Shane has one rare non sponsored post on his instagram and it’s a series of pictures including Ilya cuddling with the cup, eating borscht out of it, showing it Fast and Furious 5, and driving around with it hanging out of the open car roof with bad bunny playing on the radio.

[sugarkaanes]

IM GONNA THROW UP THE WAY SHANE TURNS HIS HEAD IN LOVE WHEN THEY NOSE BOOP UGH. UGHHH

[eemolu]

and again there is a silence, what a sound

“When are you going to invite me to stay?” Shane coughed. “I don’t know. I’ve been pretty busy with, uh… the charity, and the camp, and all the planning. It hasn’t been very relaxing.” It wasn’t a total lie. He had been working on the charity with Ilya and with his mom, and he was keeping pretty busy. It just wasn’t all work that he was busy with. A lot of it was he and Ilya making up for lost time, putting the shower pressure to good use, losing their clothes in every room and making a game out of finding them when it was time to do laundry. They had a score sheet. Shane was winning. Rose seemed to accept that excuse, and she talked for a little bit longer until Shane maneuvered his way off the call. Then, and only then, did he turn to look at Ilya. “Sorry about that,” he said, but Ilya only shrugged. “Is fine.” He put down his glass of water. “You should do it.” Shane was distracted by the way Ilya reached around his waist to pull food out of the pan and put it, still hot, into his mouth. After a beat too long, he asked, “Do what?” “Invite Rose Landry to the cottage,” Ilya said, like it was no big deal.

6k words, complete, read on ao3

[defences-down]

Things no one told me about love (because they were too busy yelling).

About loinnir, and how it reflects back in your eyes on the sunsoaked trip to the coast.

How it seems to go on forever...

Captured in the bits of shell sticking between the grooves of our shoes.

A laugh that finds me before you do.

The push and pull of a wave caressing you beneath my hands.

The brush of hair. Of fur. Of sunlight.

No one told me about the sunlight.

It was only the craggy rocks.

Only shipwrecks and angry gods.

The beauty of the sun and you.

Could never have imagined you, mo chroí.