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[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[renthebarbarian]

Reblogging this from my iPhone, ironically.

[st-r-trk-fangasm]

Reblogging from my 2011 macbook pro that has threatened to die for years.

[unbfacts]

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

[drst]

*fistbump*

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

[fluffy-overlord]

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

[utf2005]

[airspaniel]

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

[jehovahhthickness]

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

[putmeincoach]

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

[sunquark]

i love keanu reeves

[holdtightposts]

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

An angel

[elusianknight]

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

[missshirley]

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble. 

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night. 

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

[walkingoutintherain]

#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

[stonerbutchblues]

How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn

[detached1026-deactivated2018090]

Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.

[stonerbutchblues]

Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license?  think logically here

[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[zooophagous]

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

[long-ago-1234567890]

apparently stan lee finally died of shitty old bitch disease and i better not see anyone acting like he was anything more than a sack of shit who sexually harassed multiple women and injected racism into marvel comics for decades

just cuz he died doesnt make him suddenly deserving of respect

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

ive been reading a book that basically explains how so-called “brain differences” between the genders is the result of gendered socialization and not the cause of it. i honestly expected the book to be very cis-centric but its actually the opposite, the author stresses that testimony from trans ppl is actually indispensable because we’ve, in a sense, “lived both experiences”

more cis feminists should have this mindset

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

one of the first examples that she uses to introduce her point about how perception by others can shape a person’s performance actually uses a trans woman. it explains that as a certain trans woman became to be seen as a woman more and more frequently, the ppl arond her eventually started viewing her as being ill equipped for tasks that they did not bother her about pre-transition. eventually she even found herself underperforming in these tasks herself.

[liminalwoman]

whats the name of the book

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine

[moon-boob-deactivated20191204]

Here’s a pdf, babes <3

[insufficient-earth-skills]

I knew it was this book before I’d finished reading the first two lines. Honestly this book is indispensible if you want to debunk any gender determinism people claim is science. I can’t recommend it enough.

[dodgylogic]

She’s written a new one! It won the Royal Society prize for science book of the year, and it’s called Testosterone Rex, and it is excellent.

(Bonus: it’s making old white men really really mad.)

(Bonus bonus: I am myself a neuroscientist, and the old white men mentioned above – who are not – could not have missed the point harder if they’d actively tried. Which. Maybe?)

[weirdmageddon]

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

[weirdmageddon]

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[rachel-talks-about-this]

The official ad for Sans’ hoodie is fucking hilarious how am I seeing this just now (x)

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[pokemon]

Humans. Pokémon. Ryan Reynolds.

Wait—Ryan Reynolds?!

Get ready for a Pokémon adventure like you’ve never seen before, Trainers—POKÉMON Detective Pikachu hits theaters in Summer 2019!

[micdotcom]

Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

[yourbigsisnissi]

they have so little respect for the intelligence of this generation

[prissypixipea-deactivated201704]

Disgusting

[nerdgasrnz]

Fox reporter: What do you think of this blatantly offensive thing? College students: I don’t appreciate the light-hearted dehumanization of fellow human beings Fox reporter: lmao listen to this sjw bullshit #lol #kek #triggered

[zinge]

They are all so calm and polite…

[lynati]

They know how badly he wants to get them on tape having an emotional reaction that he can use to paint them in the worst possible light, and they’re not fucking giving it to him.

[callboxkat]

“Is that a sexual reference?”

And you think we’re the immature ones.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

[yourbigsisnissi]

they have so little respect for the intelligence of this generation

[prissypixipea-deactivated201704]

Disgusting

[nerdgasrnz]

Fox reporter: What do you think of this blatantly offensive thing? College students: I don’t appreciate the light-hearted dehumanization of fellow human beings Fox reporter: lmao listen to this sjw bullshit #lol #kek #triggered

[zinge]

They are all so calm and polite…

[lynati]

They know how badly he wants to get them on tape having an emotional reaction that he can use to paint them in the worst possible light, and they’re not fucking giving it to him.

[callboxkat]

“Is that a sexual reference?”

And you think we’re the immature ones.

[fyeah-marvel]

THE THEORY ABOUT THE AVENGERS 4 TIMESKIP GOT ME THINKING ABOUT SCOTT’S FATE

HERE’S SOME EVIDENCE FOR IT

RDJ CHANGED HIS HAIR GREY-BLOND IN THE LEAKED SET PICTURES

NATASHA HAS GROWN OUT HER HAIR SIGNIFICANTLY AND THE BLONDE STARTS PAST HER SHOULDERS

AND CASSIE HAS BEEN RECAST AS A TEENAGER

GUYS

WHAT IF SCOTT STAYS STUCK IN THE QUANTUM REALM FOR THAT LONG?

THAT’S GOTTA BE AT LEAST FIVE YEARS

SHIT

[whatisevenhappininginmyfandom]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAA

AAA

[fujiweeb-deactivated20191215]

Remember gorillaz?… Feel old yet?

[whatisevenhappininginmyfandom]

It's funny becouse powerpuff Ace is the same Ace as in Gorillaz

[vickyhbx]

Spent two days making this and i’m actually pretty happy with how it turned out.

yeah mic bring the beat

ref