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#5 craig jones from slipknot
Itâs water over the bridge
A bridge over troubled highways.
Achilles wouldnât have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.
Donât let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.
it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesnât hit that number you get to fire all of them
we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal weâre going to fire every single game developer weâve ever hired đđđ
For context, one billion people is roughly the same amount of people that bought any one of the PS2, Switch, DS, Game Boy, PS4, PS1, Wii, or PS5 combined, assuming no overlap.
Note also that none of those top eight consoles are Xboxen.
Sphinx employee slash bodega cat that blocks the door and asks riddles, the owner has the answer of the day on a paper taped to the door.
it never notices.
important addition from a friend:
everyone thinks REALLY hard and regulars makes two bad guesses so it feels like it's doing a good job
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
Animal Crackers for Zoologists
HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A fandom since 2011 guys
(If anybody is wondering âhow could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?â Itâs because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, soâŠ)ïżŒ
Itâs honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams âincest.â
Itâs the directing and camera work. Itâs specifically the long lingering gazes.
The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
Iâm begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.
Happy Folgers Incest Commercial season to all who celebrate!
nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
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lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide
Me: âWhy does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?â
Me: âOhhhh âïž itâs because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.â