Brain why you do this??
When trying to sleep, after a constant stream of nice, relaxing, or just plain cool half-asleep dreams your brain decides it's time to turn your friend into a zombie... A somewhat smart zombie who is pretending to not be a zombie... The scene goes somewhat like this: Having knowledge of a zombie outbreak, i notice my friend isn't feeling so well...i leave the room for a moment to go check something. I walk back into the room and panic noticing my sick friend is suddenly missing...i check under the table to see them curled up in a blanket shivering, eyes completely white and skin pale green. Me: oh no, you aren't looking too well! But you're definitely not a zombie right? Obviously zombie friend: no, not a zombie Me: OK, I'm going to the kitchen to get you something for that fever and I'll be right back OK? Obviously zombie friend: Ok I go to the kitchen to get a big knife and now have to figure out how I'm going to dispose of my now zombie friend without getting bit...

















