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I'm a huge nerd. 30

[murphysletsdraw]

Neighbouring plants (gouache) When we chicken-sat for our neighbours, they had their plants sitting out on the porch to catch the rain. The plants were grouped so beautifully, I couldn't resist painting them. This will be my postcard print for April. Join my postcard club on Patreon if you'd like this mini print in the mail - link in my pinned post!!

[taylornprice]

saw this house the other day!

[whatthebiggsee]

I haven't been on Tumblr in 5 years what's up? How's it hanging? What's new? Any goss?

[sunshineofyourlove1967]

do u think nicholas braun effectively utilized girl power when he decided to be six feet seven inches tall

[wearemercs]

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[official-lucifers-child]

not to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Definitely to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck

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G a y

[finleycannotdraw]

[wadey-wilson]

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

[weaver-z]

(rewrites history so that Jesus was a catboy and they had to do the crucifixion nine times)

[weaver-z]

I think this is the hardest I’ve ever been subtly dragged do I need to delete my blog now

[tanrak]

the rest of the world: so when’s the final result of the elections out?

the us:

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

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in a shoe

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or in a boot

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there’s nothing neater

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than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

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or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

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By the lamp

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Or on a cloth

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There’s nothing sweeter

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than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

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you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[sarcasticmudkip]

[esara-deactivated20201029]

[homunculus-argument]

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

[tikkety-tok]

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“Sorry sunshine”

[gaysemiotics]

Wow fucking IMAGINE if American politicians handled bullshit anti science believers that swiftly

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[angryschnauzer]

This really has the 2020 vibe huh

[officialbabayaga]

Kalaloch & Rialto beaches, Olympic Peninsula

[vedajuno]

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

[vedajuno]

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Jan and Odee

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