[whatthef-sh]

Going to delete my tumblr for a while

[xxx---sink----xxx]

when a friend reblogs the same thing as you but they reblog it from someone else

[actual-gop]

It is time to be done

[cakejam]

this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!

[whatthef-sh]

some people playing RPGs: i will make different choices and play different types of characters in each of my playthroughs, so it's a unique experience each time.

me, a compulsive metagamer, on my twelfth playthrough of my favorite RPG: [ron swanson voice] i know what i'm about, son

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

[roachpatrol]

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? 

[rockpapertheodore]

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

[deathofthetext]

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

[stirringwinds]

humans should also pretend to worship lizard deities or something to explain why the dinosaurs aren’t seen to be around. convince the aliens that they’ve transcended physical form into omnipotent and omnipresent pure energy beings that can materialise at any time to feed the narrative that we’re just lowly servants doing their bidding

[trapcard]

[funniest-stuff]

[hohomylad]

#honestly i dont care if its fake

[underwearandourjackedupthumbs]

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

[blackberries-and-arsenic]

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

[egobuzz]

this new cup design is really rude 

[dangerhamster]

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

[phantom-quantum]

“BUT YOU 194- I”

[amyw1nehouse]

american historical films be like

[justbrosthings]

my store ordered blank name tags

[taquito]

im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids”

[uwu-chan-abouttodelete-deactiva]

the only gaming channel i want to see

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

This woman is a gift.

[weirdnessisgood]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

flirting with a man at a bar

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

[punkasfrick-deactivated20151031]

“Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

[punkasfrick-deactivated20151031]

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made