ghosts are transparent

Steph, 28, England. I like bad puns, sarcastic comments, and find myself funny so you don't have to. Probably thinking about my dog.

[owlservice]

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[pitofdespairx]

"Anti kink this" "Anti kink that" my brother in Christ you are so obsessed with what people are doing in the bedroom it comes off as voyeurism

[msmongoose]

Which is a kink

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[skull-bearer]

Can't leave this in the tags

[jellymellydraws]

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).

So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.

Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

[deityofhearts]

we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

[renee561]

We may not be at the same circus (fandom) but you're still my monkey (beloved moot/I follow you)

[papayajuan2019]

i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[chungledown-bimothy]

Upside to stop and go traffic- I could get a picture of these absolutely iconic bumper stickers.

[danielwaldorf]

having thousands of followers can sometimes be annoying but sometimes it rules bc when i get like two notes on a post it's So fucking funny. and the crowd goes dead fucking silent. nobody liked that. seven thousand people in the room and two of them gave you a pity golf clap. genuinely unironically it fucking rules

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

is a cishet guy who's into cnc automatically a red flag

I think probably determining what kinks people are allowed to be into based on their gender and sexuality is the bigger red flag here

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

HMM

[deadgodjess]

personal experience has led me to be far more weary of people who think a kink is a more significant indicator of your personality and typical wants and needs than, like, anything else about you.

Like, lets be for real, people who flatly assume everyone ever are totally comfy and happy with missionary and anyone who isn't is a freak or damaged are fsr more concerning to me than someone who openly explains their own wants and desires.

[mire-drive]

When someone tells you they have a kink you find morally repugnant, it is very important to ask why they have that kink.

One gal I knew had a cnc kink because she saw it as a display of absolute trust from the submissive partner that the dominant partner won't take things too far.

That additional context of why she had that kink let me know that the thing she was fetishizing was not rape but rather trust. Which is a very important distinction to make.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

or actually you can mind your own business and not ask people to explain their kinks to you so that you can decide if they've got a good enough excuse

[sovvngard-deactivated20251111]

If someone demands that I explain why I have a kink that they find repugnant, I immediately remove myself from the dangerously invasive puritan's presence.

Most kinksters are into the expression of trust side of it, yes. Some just find it physically and emotionally thrilling. The only wrong way to do kink is to pressure someone into it who doesn't want it.

Exactly what I get out of a scene or your fantasies about my deep dark trauma that caused me to be such a freak is none of your damn business and you're the freak for trying to pry into my personal business, not me for playing pretend with my pants off.

[quantum-dragon]

[anexperimentallife]

[therequisitewatson]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

[owlservice]

He needs mouse bites to live

[savouryduck]

Mice seen giving 'first aid' to unconscious companions

Young mice seemingly attempt to revive an anaesthetised cage mate by grooming and biting it and will even pull aside the tongue to clear its

thanks @snagely!

[magnificent-buckless-butt]

Only on Tumblr can I learn how to do cpr to a mouse

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[mr-something-0r-another]

[spectre-squared]

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

[oceanmonsters]

If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”

James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

[pandulez]

[alexaloraetheris]

The Man The Myth The Legend