Gay and having no Life=ME

He // They | MLM (Not a Pyramid scheme) | I'm from Germany! | Some people think I'm funny

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[dateamonster]

and good luck explaining things to your insurance provider!

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[thememedaddy]

[dungeonskeleton]

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

[brwlvs-tw]

Happy Valentines Day everyone! ♥︎

[doppelgender]

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

[inactive1061-blog]

[curepimmy-deactivated20221111]

[silvermoon424]

I hope each of you finds a $20 bill on the ground because this post something you should get paid for

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[espimyte]

pokemon and pokemon and pokemon!

[overdramatic-queer-antagonist]

Greatest season of all time we got to watch Lou Wilson living his dream of being so charming that he can convince a bunch of klan members to shoot real life Richard Nixon and Ally Beardsley got to fulfill their dream of fucking a clown’s corpse in the dirt

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[crypt1dglyph5]

Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon

[crypt1dglyph5]

All the people saying they’re getting inspired to write something from this, SEND THEM TO ME NEEOOWWWW you’re required to by law

[lodgeofthecat]

good mornin

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh