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dogpuppy

cryptotheism

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

cryptotheism

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

cryptotheism

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

blizz4rd1203

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

panicatthecriscodisco

funstyle

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

vinegarss

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

wosp-reactivated

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

phantomknights

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

asterism343

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

10001gecs

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

un-father

redstonedust

sorta crazy that italy is shaped like that. cunty stiletto boot peninsula. and she did that naturally.

thedankmemes

romcommunist

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

iamnotlanuk

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

captainragtag

if you're calling a recipe a "one pot" recipe, I better not find in there that you want me to remove something from the pot and put it aside. you think I'm letting that slide on a technicality? know your audience

contemptible-scoundrel

what is the strongest rodent

the girl reading this 💜

o-lanterns

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

sparrow-va

regicidal-defenestration

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about