Welp.

this is something I made

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[un-father]

[redstonedust]

sorta crazy that italy is shaped like that. cunty stiletto boot peninsula. and she did that naturally.

[thedankmemes]

[romcommunist]

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

[iamnotlanuk]

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

[captainragtag]

if you're calling a recipe a "one pot" recipe, I better not find in there that you want me to remove something from the pot and put it aside. you think I'm letting that slide on a technicality? know your audience

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what is the strongest rodent

the girl reading this 💜

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

[wyrmwhole]

[charl0ttan]

Ripleys Do You Even Know Who You're Fucking Talking To

[charl0ttan]

Ripleys So We Got A Wise Guy Huh

[charl0ttan]

Ripleys Its Your Funeral Buddy.