High Heels, Low Morals

Morgan Wright                                                   19 , Writer                                                         Not gay as  in Gaga, but gay as in a Double Vodka Cran

[teenscoolest]

Everytime

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[newtgeiszler]

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

What in the holy name of ass are foreskin memes?

[vonlipvig]

Imagine having to pay to use this website

[zackisontumblr]

don’t need tricks or treats just want to dismantle the patriarchy

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

reminder to give out full-size feminism, not the miniatures!!!

[zackisontumblr]

DO 👏 NOT 👏 SKIMP 👏

[searchforinnerpeach-deactivated]

[ladyloveandjustice]

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

[vapingbaby]

[stevienick]

Cher reads her own tweets.

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[libraford]

Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay. 

“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”

“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”

“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor. 

“Well… I was working for the zoo.”

She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”

[swetcherypiiie]

Come back next time on things that never happened.

[libraford]

You’re like the fourth person to disbelieve that two people having a lunch break together would make jokes about stealing tigers from the zoo. How boring is your life?

[swetcherypiiie]

Nope, that you got fired for being gay.

[libraford]

Literally right now, as we speak, the Supreme Court is debating on whether or not it should be legal to fire a person for their sexual orientation because right now the laws vary from state to state and in some cases city to city. Like that is literally happening today, October 8th, 2019. 

It’s cute that you think I’d lie about that on a day that our community is experiencing a crisis of basic rights. 

But I also think that you’re never going to believe me because I’m just a stranger on the internet. So I shall leave you with this:

May one day you get the job of your dreams and may you confide in someone a secret about you that you cannot control. May this secret be so disturbing to that person that they go to upper management, and may you lose your job from it. 

[geekandmisandry]

Imagine not knowing that sexual orientation is not protected in many places and can be cause for termination. Like, nice rock, got any room?

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

he picked ike so no

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

god this is so fucking stupid i’m going to have a stroke 

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

It’s just a photo opp for him

[quasi-normalcy]

[kristina100000]

a collecshun luv x

[pensbridgerton]

365 days of Jackie and Hyde: [274/365] 7.08 Angie