kaleb's aesthetic nighmare

I grab every aesthetic known to man and I stuff them into my pockets

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[the-muppet-joker]

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[walmart-the-official]

LOVE THIS!!!

[lizluvscupcakes]

Moon Day’s coming up, lads!

[wavebirddash]

Happy Moon Day, everyone!

[jugularimugi]

IT'S MOON DAY MONDAY LADS

[thesaltofcarthage]

Moon shot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Happy moon day on 915 days left

[thatrandofangirl]

I keep seeing a ton of Ryland Grace×Reader fics, which is AWESOME. I am all for ×Reader fics.

But WHERE are the Rocky×Reader fics????

[dogpuppy]

[wheasps]

Fuck uou rockstart games

[blueumbriel]

Choose your fighter looking ahhh

[astrophage-offical]

We have been made aware of an earth event known as "pride month"

We worked very hard (and also found some weird science equipment on a planet that belomged to a star we were eating) to show that we accept everyone, regardless of identity, gender, attraction, or anything. We will eat your stars all the same <3

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<This post make Rocky homophobic, statement.>

[pngblog]

[akashicrecord]

Liberals act like a man putting his beebo in another man's stinky is attractive or even legal. Traditional alphas know the only place a man should be sticking his beebo is his wife's candy/lala. Maybe SOMETIMES her stinky. if she's never farted or poopied. #Facts

[segamascott]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

999 days left

[wheasps]

WE DID IT!!!!

[wheasps]

HAPPY 1000 DAYS EVERYONE!!!

[wheasps]

ROSA BLANCA DE METALLLLL

[distinguishedbaloney]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[prince-esque]

[angrychicagoan24]

i’m gonna say something that will probably piss some people off

i do not think “kill all men” is a good or productive thing to say in any situation

[angrychicagoan24]

obviously this probably fucking sucks to hear as a trans guy but it’s pretty shitty to cis men as well who do not deserve to hear it and honestly it’s not even helpful for men who kinda do deserve to hear it! all you’re doing is adding to hatred on both sides and that literally helps no one

[angrychicagoan24]

i’m very glad people in the tags have been talking about race and stuff which is something i probably should’ve mentioned in the main post

[daysleftofsecondterm]

If your solution involves “kill all [group]”, then your solution is just bigotry and you need to stop pitching it immediately, even as a joke.

Do not fucking say that.