F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.s Never Say Die @wheezinmadejaway - Tumblr Blog

There's a small little flower vendor out the front of Bristol Temple Meads railway station, who's there most days. However today, there are so many blokes there who have already just realised they haven't gotten their partners anything and know that they're in for a bad time of it once they get home from work if they don't at least get flowers

#gotta love seeing the last minute VDay panic set in

yellowjavkets

what was the first media that you can consciously remember scaring the piss out of you and giving you nightmares (examples listed are specific to me I was a cowardly ass child)

horror movie you should not have been watching aged fucking eleven (the shining)

horror show your uncle let you watch (buffy, x files)

legitimate children's horror (goosebumps, etc)

adult horror comedy (Beetlejuice, little shop of horrors, etc)

kid show parody horror episode (hash slinging slasher)

"scary" scene from an adventure movie (Jumanji, princess bride, Indiana jones)

I could see why a kid would be scared of that (monsters from sesame Street)

weird commercial that made you scared

not remotely scary comedy (look who's talking, osmosis Jones, etc)

your best friend's older brother's vague description of a horror movie he watche

other/show results

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

#althought not exactly a specific “scene” the movie Twister gave me nightmares for months when i was about 9 #Which my parents absolutly took the piss out of me for

andromerot

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

nick-nonya

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

twofingerswhiskey

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

witchwardian

I've seen enough.

chaser

bitternest

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

bitternest

cowards

northwest-cryptid

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

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Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!

naamahdarling

Slam that button! Do the numbers!

kratt09

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

kratt09

thats not the word I meant to use

mohabbaat-deactivated20231018

everyone who hasn't heard must get the news via this meme

viohra

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

viohra

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

cassidyrld

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

captainclickycat

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

timemachinetyrant-deactivated20

I wish people understood I’m not changing topic on purpose. A New Thought™ pops up and must be discussed immediately. The Old Thought™ has ceased to exist.