jason is most definitely the “bad decisions, let’s go piss of bruce” brother.
i had an idea get stuck in my head. and i was just like; imagine damian’s eighteenth birthday and almost everything is legal now. so he gets it in his little head to go to jason, and jason is like “let’s get the raunchiest piercings we can think of.”
so obviously damian is like, “absolutely of course!”
and they go to some seedy tattoo shop and get nipple piercings. and to show off their bad decision making like three months later jason is like; “i dare you to walk around shirtless”
and damian is like; “i ain’t no punk,” and takes off his shirt then and there showing off his fully healed piercings—only because he has a weird healing factor from the pit— and goes into the kitchen to terrorise his family.
alfred says a curse word, tim is making eye contact with jason who is in the doorway trying not to lose his shit while laughing, stephanie is giggling hysterically, and dick is choking on his cereal. bruce has yet to enter the kitchen and as soon as damian is readying to leave the kitchen here comes the man in question.
the only response he gets is a heavy sigh and bruce proceeds to simply turn around and look at jason, who is faking innocent with his hands held behind his back twisting his foot in a way only anime girls do and whistling, his shirt is most definitely too tight around his chest and shows off his own piercings.
bruce: this was your idea
jason: i have no idea what you mean, i am but an innocent bystander
bruce: i’m going back to bed, alfred please bring me breakfast later
i will come back and revise this when i’m not the minutes away from passing out.
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