How the Hogwarts houses flirt
Gryffindor: But is it morally okay for me to secretly wish your relationship doesn't work out?
Hufflepuff: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T AN ANIMAL PERSON WE ARE GOING TO A PET STORE RIGHT NOW AND ADOPTING ONE
Ravenclaw: Let's be work out buddies. Marathons count even if they're for movies, right?
Slytherin: I don't like your clothes. Take them off.









