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[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Voting ended onAug 13

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[somecunttookmyurl]

[bealoideas]

What's fuckin new.

[parakeet]

Some of you are using pov (point of view) when you mean to say mfw (my face when). Get the word out

[beingalizardsucks]

Love this genre of images

[laragazzatrasparenteee]

wanted to take a screenshot of snuggly sweater paws dan and ended up with this.

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thememedaddy]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

it's funny the amount of people who've tried to correct this post or go 'but i can be nonbinary at work!'

Cool, I'm glad for you, the majority of my coworkers are old men in their 50s 60s 70s and it's a struggle to get them to respect me whilst being woman shaped, let alone introducing non standard pronouns to conservative men who have fully told me before that they think the municipal government puts chemicals in the water to make the populace stupider

[hotvampireadjacent]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[iridescentmemoria]

For those who don't have any siblings, you're just somebody's weird acquaintance.

[ransomnote]

"we found gerard's old puke fetish forum messages from the late 90s where they were going by a girl name" is both so deeply predictable it borders on parody and also maybe the most insane thing i've ever seen

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[stomachachesxxx]

felt like drawing, might delete l8er ;p

[girlnephew]