WhereamI? @whereami100 - Tumblr Blog

The year is 2025. Tumblr is purchased by EA Games, now a subsidiary of Amazon, and converted into an ARG where posting as a feature is paid DLC. High-note posts generate lootbox tokens that you can exchange at your local Whole Foods for lootboxes that contain a random Soylent flavor and a random article of Amazon branded clothing. Nazis still haven’t been banned.

modelsof-color

Ajak Dhieu by Daniel Benson for Vogue Polska May 2024

judilyart

I don't usually start with a darker base color but I like how moody and serene these turned out 💜

thepaintedchateau

..."People will stare ...make it worth their while"...

~Harry Winston

prinz-myshkin

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

sewerfight-deactivated20250114

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

xenobotanist

61below

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

pigeon-cave

Spectrum of overwhelm, now in triangle form due to popular demand

donniehaspronouns

I feel like something I don’t see talked about very often in terms of autism is emotional regulation from the perspective of autistic people

you always hear about how hard it is for parents of autistic children but never how hard it is for the autistic individual

like yes I know getting so angry I feel like I need to scream and kick and cry because I can’t remember where I put my phone is an overreaction to the situation, but all I can feel in my entire body is anger. and maybe it’s because all day I was around people and loud noises and losing something was just the breaking point, I was already overstimulated but this is what made me feel like my entire world was falling apart.

it’s hard to understand how to regulate your own emotions when you’re autistic and overwhelmed and it’s so often this physical pain in your chest like what the fuck do I do with all that.

frengerino

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

frengerino

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

graceking

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

patrickdiomedes

Here are some more good ones

the-ali-express

LET ME ABS O R B

ultramarineblues

@diseonfire here have some more

erdsthenerds

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

gaslightgallows

We own things but have hidden them.

obsidian-flame

REQUEST MUTUAL LIMB ENCLOSURE

d-structive

Imagine pleasant nonsenses.

epicallyepicepicosity2

thecollectibles

Art by Nowri

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

penumbriel

call it Taken… To Court

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#Taken 2: Court

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAT SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.