the universe can't stop us

L-M. Fangirl level: Expert. Lots & lots of Captain Swan and Fitzsimmons. Please come say hello..

[wheres-your-rum]

hi I'm new here

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[f-identity]

[Image description:

Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

/end image description]

[bimbogollum]

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

[kiralamouse]

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@free-range-tiddies

@drukhari

[useryoumna]

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. APPRECIATION WEEK Day 2: An edit focusing on one or more colours » S.H.I.E.L.D. through the decades (insp. x x)

[wheres-your-rum]

sooooo.. what fandoms is everyone in now?

[junkyuscheeks]

any other Yoshi stans still alive? BECAUSE I HAVE ASCENDED

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn't mean you have to treat your loved ones like shit.

[ohmycaptn]

[crowley-anthony]

- Hamilton (requested by @swansorceress)

[bitchvirgo]

[wheres-your-rum]

really wish there was a magic way to merge all my blogs into one giant mess

[plantwitch]

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Zuhair Murad pre-fall 2020 

[ouat-the-hell]

Emma: I need you.

Killian: For?

Emma: Ever.

Killian: *voice cracking* Oh, okay

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[ohifonlyx33]

technically the first recorded instance of fitz staring at jemma’s ring finger….

just sayin’

♥u♥

and now i cry.

[swanemma]

and I can’t let you go, your hand prints on my soul.

365 days of Emma Swan ❀ Day 334

[victorpopejr]

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying