What a hilarious misunderstanding

K, 28, American, BG alumna, Writer, Ravenclaw, Crafter, Fangirl, Feminist, Francophone, Vegetarian. What's on here fluctuates with what I'm obsessed with at the moment. "If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story." -O.W.

[thatsthat24]

1920s Slang Brought to the 2020s 💬

[not-a-space-alien]

Who was Adam Young’s infernal mother????  Like was there some demoness who got a really important job or did Satan go to some random human woman like “hey wanna be the evil Mother Mary?”??  Or did he create Adam by like….budding or something?

[bravinto]

yeah i’ve been thinking about it a lot too

[justasloblikeoneofus-deactivate]

What’s your fucking problem??

If you don’t like his music, you don’t have to listen.

[not-a-space-alien]

oh.  oh my god.  I’m so sorry

I 100% can’t tell if you’re joking or not but we’re not talking about Adam Young the American singer and songwriter behind Owl City

We’re talking about Adam Young the fictional antichrist from the 1990 British absurdist comedy novel Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett 

[newton-pulsifer]

@sauntering-vaguely-downwards have u seen this 

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I can’t believe owl city is the anti christ

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

[kitsnicket]

No one:

Lemony Snicket:

[f-ox-y]

i’m soft

[carrieberriesmoothie]

You tell em, Jason Mraz.

[oikawas]

I’m insane but on my toes I could keep the world balanced on my nose I had a slumber party wit’ all my foes Now I wear ‘em like a badge of honour all my clothes

[kendalsroy]

[dailyanimeoped]

Opening 1 - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

[the-kitsune-queen]

@alb-ni-m-fia hey remember when all the easter eggs in this OP blew your mind

[zelda-and-princess-hyrule]

[grammatically-incoherent]

jake and amy + know your partners kinks

[ravkaes]

Something inside me has always been there, but now it’s awake and I’m afraid.

[cybergata]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[catchymemes]

[drtanner]

OH NO

[eggsaladstain]

[buffyscmmers]

Midge Maisel’s outfits in season 2 of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

[bogleech]

Trump says maybe US will have a president for life someday

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump says he thinks it's great that China's president now holds that office for life and muses that maybe the U.S. will do the same someday. Trump's remarks were met with laughter and applause during a luncheon for Republican donors Saturday at his South Florida estate. CNN said it obtained a recording of the remarks. Chinese President Xi Jinping recently consolidated power. Trump told the gathering: "He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great." Trump added, "I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot someday.

China just became a dictatorship and Trump literally said he thinks that’s a good idea for us (him)

[chicago-poet]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Trump basically said “fuck due process” and “i wanna be a dictator” IN THE SAME WEEK. And republicans fuckin clapped…

[son-of-drogo]

Oh crap…

[goingsolo2016-blog]