xxxHolic is my revived obsession

I am Andrew Mae. he/him. Thank you. Icon: is Watanuki

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[classycookiexo]

Period, she’s fabulous and cats are badass

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[floorpancakes]

flings this at you

[hotvampireadjacent]

I have learned new information. This is from a post about how to get the most disapproval points from companions.

Can’t stop laughing at the idea of Gale stomping his feet in anger, not because Astarion is a vampire but because he’s lying about it

[advancedboredom]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[wafflebloggies]

HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU

[moderndayathena]

Happy October, everyone! Have some pumpkins and a happy porcupine!

[dyscomancer]

lest we forget

[amloveabledeathmo]

Doubt I will ever turn this into a full fic but Bilbo being the hero of Erebor for saving Thorin and the boys in the battle of the five armies. Being awarded such a high title makes him an honorary dwarf and his skills at political niceties from dealing with nosy neighbors and family in the Shire lead Thorin to ask him to be on his council.

Because of all this Bilbo is allowed and actually encouraged to learn Khuzdul. Him and Ori are making progress but it's not like any language Bilbo has learned before and he is quite busy helping with the rebuilding as are the whole company.

One day at a lunch that most of the company has managed to make time for Thorin loudly calls to Bilbo and the table goes silent. Thorin stands and motions for Bilbo to stand as well. A few mutters of about time can be heard and Thorin starts to blush. He proceeds to look Bilbo in the eyes and ask in Khuzdul if Bilbo will agree to allow him, Thorin Oakenshield king under the mountain, to court him with the intention of marriage.

Bilbo can tell whatever Thorin said is serious, he understood it was a question that involved Thorin and himself but not what exactly. Bilbo can see Thorin blushing harder and feel all the stares of the company members who were there so decides he'll agree for now and figure out later what the question really was.

Thorin smiles broadly and gently taps Bilbo's forehead with his. Fili and Kili make a joyful noise and jump up to hug him and Thorin and the rest assembled clap and offer congratulations. Bilbo is happy to have made them all happy and to get physical affection from Thorin.

Thorin is more affectionate over the next weeks and finds time to have private meals with Bilbo where they discuss everything going on and their childhoods and favorite things.

It's nearly a month later when Ori asks how the courtship is going and Bilbo realizes what's happened. He panics for a few days about all the things, them being different races, Thorin being king, what other kingdoms will think, what other dwarves think, what his own family will think, etc. Then Fili and Kili come to ask what's wrong and tell him they're worried since he's been off the psst few days. While trying to cheer him up they tell him how much they all care for him and how much the dwarves of Erebor like him and how happy he makes Thorin. That's what makes him think about what he wants and how he feels and that is definitely wanting to keep the courtship going.

[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[max1461]

you understand

[dropthedemiurge]

Oops, my hand slipped–

[doggendoodle]

humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus

[themythicalcodfish]

THE FANART

[agro-carnist]

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK, for instance. I won’t speak to the situation in the rest of europe, but the UK certainly is the ideal place for outdoor cats.

[natalieironside]

They don’t have wildlife or ecosystems in the UK, I suppose

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

The UK had so many cat deaths from predation and vehicle hits between 2014 and 2018 that y’all motherfuckers thought there was a serial cat killer

[luchaaa]

the rito are…. surprisingly light

[castametric]

this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

[midnightssea]

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.

C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

[red-mercer]

But if you're serving them you can poison the food

[hintsiren]

[mollyjames]

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

[mollyjames]

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

[mollyjames]

[adeledazeeeem]

Jack Black and Anya Taylor-Joy understood the mf assignment

[tombstonetourism]

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

[ocean-watcher]

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

if you sit there you belong to the fae

[jewishdragon]

That’s the Fae’s problem

[koracs]

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

[octopus-defence-squad]

This is what the summer king sits on

[munchy-k]

I wanted to share this thought with u tumblr ppl