Metal saves Lives

I finally have a plan... it's not a very good one but who's gonna stop me ... 😈

[avatrashh]

Name something better than Sokka getting chi blocked

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[xueyangapologist]

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

[hollyjpaulsen-deactivated202204]

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[snatch-daddy]

It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.

[unclebeanbag]

There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk

[rantingmacaron]

I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.

[unclebeanbag]

No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container. 

With a bag you have one floppy boi

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.

[carnival-phantasm]

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[best-of-memes]

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[cammieanime]

@frisky8itch

[reblogs-cats]

In the commentary for this episode the creators said there were supposed to be cars in this scene, but there was a communication error with the studio in Korea that did the animations and cars never got in. They already had the audio and after putting it together they liked this version better than the original idea because it was even more surreal.

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[gif87a-com]

[deathcomes4u]

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

[macko-99]

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

[darkandstormyranger]

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

[shepherds-of-haven]

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

[rosewater1997]

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

have you guys considered hobbies

[retroactivebakeries]

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

[swampfevercapital]

have you considered skincare

[ignorance-is-injustice]

Someone do the triangle where you can only pick two.

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

[carldangerous]

Reach for the stars, get all three

[just-shower-thoughts]

If farts were as contagious as yawns, we’d live in a funnier world.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[best-of-memes]

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[whimsicalf1sh]

2017 was a wreck.... 2018 was far worse... Its all down hill from here

[driflloon]

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

[thegreathamedebate]

The money will do what now