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avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This is hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

escondidx

chaotic-archaeologist

morphmaker

are there palm tree Ents

morphmaker

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

evilwizard

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

squidkidghoul

Oops, accidentally put on the version that turns into a dramatic reprise of the main heroes theme halfway through. That’s probably fine, right?

evilwizard

you motherfucker…

b0nkcreat

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

b0nkcreat

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

b0nkcreat

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

cytherean-sunset

lurkiestvoid

willcraftapple11

frasohei

ofswordsandpens

surely there has to be another option between "churning out 20-episode seasons every year and the actors never see their family or friends and don't have time to do any other job and hate the show at this point" and "maybe you'll get 8 episodes every 2 to 4 years :)"

Imagine if the old gods were still around and you could make sacrifices for favors but the old gods now have New Tastes.

"According to the texts, this level of favor would require the sacrifice of a young goat?" "No. I now require Cheetos" "Cheetos?" *nods gravely* "flaming hot" "Okay how much?" "Enough to fill a kiddie pool. The pool also needs to be black, with little flames painted on the side."

depsidase

segamascott

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

important-animal-images

nudityandnerdery

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

only-tiktoks

virtually-bee

he looks like this thing

alexaloraetheris

Dios mio, es La Creatura

teddy-the-queer-wizard

significantly advanced anxiety is perceptually indistinguishable from precognition

abutterflyobsession

you can see all possible futures but they're all the Darkest Timeline

whimsicalitywheee

When you think you may have a super power but actually you're just Mentally Ill with a dash of good pattern recognition

gaylienslaylien

Sometimes a family is an anarchist with parental issues, his ex girlfriend's talking cat, the talking cat's pet velociraptor, a shape changing art teacher, and the talking cat's alcoholic manager

My submission to the threadless contest! I worked really hard on this one so it would mean the world to me if you like my design to vote here :)

I listened to book 6 and 7 for the first time while designing this, which is one way to say I spent a lot time on this piece! The most difficult part was agonizing over how to best translate the tortie coat patterns into the flowing patterns that are found in Art Nouveau pieces. The second most difficult part was trying to draw with tears in my eyes during certain parts of the audiobooks… goddammit Dinniman!