[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[sioltach]

heirloom farmer Bettinakbh in Denmark

[aggot]

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

[maja-paja]

[kosmogrl]

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[8pxl]

SMALL EMERGENCY FUNDS NEEDED

hey yall! i have to move out this week and i’m a little short on the first/last/deposit for the apartment. ($300) I’m going to pawn my older DSLR camera so I hope i can get a little bit from that but i’m still kinda panicking. so I'd really appreciate it if you'd take a moment and check out my kofi, and possibly donate or buy a wallpaper: ko-fi.com/8pxl

I also offer cross stitch patterns: HERE

ANY SUPPORT WOULD MEAN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO ME, THANK YALL SM <333

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[svetzzi]

go away forever with me

[kopytki]

drew fanart of the thang

[aropride]

ur clothes size doesnt say anything. like it doesnt say anything abt u as a person but it also especially doesnt say anything about what size your clothes are

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[spinach-productions]

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

[neatotito]

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[everything-you-feel-is-real]

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part