Whisky Dreams

[mutant-menace]

imagine you’re a citizen of ba sing se and this new tea shop just opened up and has good reviews so you figure you’ll try it out. you get there and there’s this kinda rude scarred server but the tea is actually really good so you start to frequent it. then it suddenly mysteriously stops operating and you find out it’s because the owner and server vanished. then a couple months after that you find out that was the new FIRELORD???

[stereking-down-under]

He makes for a great ruler because hes done customer service

[carnival-phantasm]

I walk a corny road, The only one that I have ever known

[deadpoolsheik]

[dezzydoesthings]

I love this beyond anything in my life

[bogleech]

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

[hotvampireadjacent]

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.

[anxietyproblem]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Love watching Extremely Tall people climb out of the back seat of a two-door car. Humanity at its least dignified

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[astora-deactivated20200904]

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

[mexicanheaux]

[audrey-hepbae]

They just eating tortillas out here

[thenatsdorf]

Sweet cat rescued from the streets of Brooklyn, NY. (via flatbushcats)

[massejasse]

Oh, the differns in his eyes..

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meladoodle]

seeing everyones spotify wrapped: wow yawn, boring

me posting my spotify wrapped: everyone will enjoy this from me, the protagonist of life

[retrogamingblog]

Dinosaur Evolution

[magiashley]

fuck you

[asexualzoro]

[koloss-part-2]

The notes on this take a toll on you

[spacelizart]

“It’s a lovely morning on the USS Enterprise, and you are a horrible Q.“ (for DrWho42 on twitter)

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[everythingfox]

Washing the void

[fartsandprayers]

With those huge pupils that water must be warm and the void is relaxed and safe. Yay!

[unclefather]

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

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you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

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the dashcon baby

[aberrantemotion]

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

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great post everybody

[aberrantemotion]

I helped!

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[zanimez]

do yourself a favor and watch gayle

[caffeinewitchcraft]

I endorse this, it’s like letterkenny’s hick cousin which is basically just the same as being its cousin