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Hi! Mathilde. 22. F. ENFJ. French. | Luftmensch.

[whispersangrilybubbles]

Félicitations! C'est super et tu dois être tellement fière!

Trop ! C'est vraiment un rêve de gosse du coup je me sens super accomplie. Et puis c'était super fun. 10/10 would recommend ^^

[whispersangrilybubbles]

ça y est. Rêve exaucé. J’ai publié un livre. Pour commander mon livre, c’est ici.

Et si jamais ça vous dit, vous pouvez aussi partager ce post autour de vous ;) Bonne lecture !

[whispersangrilybubbles]

ça y est. Rêve exaucé. J’ai publié un livre. Pour commander mon livre, c’est ici.

Et si jamais ça vous dit, vous pouvez aussi partager ce post autour de vous ;) Bonne lecture !

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[modernsuperhero]

HOLY SHIT???

[ironwoman359]

God I love it when people mash classic arts and modern art together, it creates the most incredible things

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Alternatively

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[feanor-the-dragon]

Hey so the trolley problem is dumb because the real person at fault for any of the deaths is the person who designed the trolley without an emergency braking system, the people who put in the purchase order for a trolley without an emergency braking system, the people who approved a PO for a trolley without an emergency braking system, the people who delivered a trolley without an emergency braking system, the organization that inspected and certified a trolley without an emergency braking system,and the operator who did not make a huge stink about being assigned to a trolley without an emergency braking system.

Whether you pull the lever is irrelevant, because a whoooole mess of people fucked up for you to be in that hypothetical situation.

Seriously, like, as a professional engineer, I find the premise of the trolley problem offensive. Cause like, so many safety regulations have been violated that it's just... insane.

[feanor-the-dragon]

"But, Cody, what if there was an emergency braking system, and it failed?"

Failure to perform regular maintenance and inspection. So, it's still someone else's fault.

"What if maintenance and inspections were done correctly, and it still failed?"

Some engineer somewhere failed to design a failsafe with the necessary redundancies. Again, it's someone else's fault.

"What about sabotage?"

The saboteur is obviously to blame.

"What if it's just a freak accident?"

Once again there's that engineer failing to place redundancies.

"What if it was just an act of God, and the engineer and everyone else did everything right?"

Then God is to blame. Duh. Not sure why this is so hard to get.

[animeengineer]

Any accident investigator will tell you that an accident is caused by a chain of incidents, and there were always several places the disaster could have been stopped.

Trolley problems are just philosophers being cruel to their audiences.

[ingridverse]

I would look at whoever is tying people to trolley tracks. That might be the issue right there.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Maybe the real trolley problem was the OSHA violations we made along the way.

[ladybubblegum]

[closet-keys]

[ID: gif of Chidi from The Good Place listening to someone speaking and looking extremely stressed out.]

[kristina100000]

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

[metanarrates]

since we are wrapping up this horrible hellhole of a year soon, everyone reblog and describe your 2020 character arc in the tags. I'm curious.

[ethicalmemes]

What did you do this year? #EthicalMemes

[mysharona1987]

[liberalsarecool]

#covidiots

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]

[titties4harambe]

[kylostantrums]

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[kemurikusa]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]