She Stoops to Conquer

Valk || thirty and flirty

[bujeatan]

[nessa007]

Beyoncé, P!nk and Britney Spears appearing in Pepsi's Gladiator inspired commercial (2004)

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever eaten a mango?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[theonevoice]

The rest of the canvas cannot hurt me if I don't zoom out 😌

[grootficguy]

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

[grootficguy]

it makes scents when you think about it

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[allsonargent]

Here's an email thread of quote, ideas for things that Ann is as beautiful as. Recent additions include turtledove, pinecones and the Aurora Borealis.

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[itsallreallythere]

Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

sunflowers

yay

nay

results

Voting ended onJul 14

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE - S6E16 Change of Heart

[jadziacore]

thinking about Data & Deanna Troi, who may look like polar opposites on the surface (one feels everything, the other feels nothing), but they both recognize in the other the experience of being unique and surrounded by people who feel regular emotions. yes i say unique for Deanna too because she does not experience telepathy like her fully Betazoid peers either, she's the only human-betazoid she knows, just like Data doesn't know anyone with a brain built like his, not even Lore. and the way Deanna and Data try to understand each other is different from the way their human crewmates try to understand either one of them. the care and respect with which they both approach the other's perception of the world is what makes their friendship so special to me.

two outsiders on a starship <3

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Remaining time: 18 hours 36 minutes

[bluebeardsbride-archive]

“A rose is a rose is a rose, but not to the perfumer. Russian rose is softer, Indian thinner, Egyptian richer, Turkish sweeter, Bulgarian rounder, Moroccan brighter. Jasmine sambac is sharp, while grandiflorum jasmine is more full-bodied. Deepgreen Tasmanian boronia has a rich herbal scent, whereas the bright orange kind has a sweet-tart citrusy odor. Spanish, Tunisian, and French orange flower absolute all vary in sweetness and depth.”

—

Mandy Aftel, Essence and Alchemy: A Natural History of Perfume