echo

the shadow woman stole my gender so y'all can fuck off and use they/them. manticores for the win, echo is better than cade send tweet

[b0is]

[white--assassin]

@psychic--spur

wow i had no idea you knew how to code

[stargirlweeknd]

“dude” but like romantically

[aracle]

“babe” but like platonically

[crypticwafflesandvhstapes-deact]

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

[glitch-h-archive]

The two sexiest groups of people are goths and nonbinaries so if u happen to be both ur extremely powerful and i have feelings for u

[white--assassin]

ah yes, halloween, the best holiday,

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[white--assassin]

@psychic--spur

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

[abandonedabandoned]

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

[spookygirlfriend]

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

[swankyangles]

[keylethwasleft]

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

[white--assassin]

@psychic--spur

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[omnybus]

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

[serendipiteaart]

Not that anyone asked for this but

[fat-mabari]

everyone asked for it they just didn’t know they did

[white--assassin]

@psychic--spur

[canisalbus]

[valtsv]

enemies to lovers speedrun

[valtsv]

love at first fight

[psychic--spur]

@white--assassin

You cheating sonuvabitch! Next time fight me yourself you coward!

We'll settle this via some Smash next time. Person to Person!

[white--assassin]

i didn’t cheat at all! it’s not my fault that i’m just infinitely better than you in every way and kicked your ass just like i said i would

but i’ll still kick your ass in smash, meta knight vs whatever fucko you main. does your fake cowboy persona main duck hunt cause it’s the closest thing to a southern kin you can get?

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[psychic--spur]

How dare someone call me out so thoroughly. Them’s fightin’ words

@white–assassin wanna help me?

[white--assassin]

@psychic–spur you know, you’re so right IM the only that can call you out like that!!!

but also, i would say the cowboy would instead ignore their true rival and their incredibly cool shadow manticore and instead go for their friend, but, you know, semantics

[psychic--spur]

Would they? Because I think badass cowpokes would, in fact, deal with their primary mission and not some shadow person with nightmares who obviously is crushing on the cowpoke because they’re so cool

[white--assassin]

what??? ew, no! i have STANDARDS thank you. you’re just trying to gain points from fauxlisha, i see through that terrible mesh crop top i cannot believe you have in your closet

[anachronic-athenian]

Seeing through is the whole point of a mesh top thank you very much! Also sounds like someone is projecting

[white--assassin]

projecting cause i’m gonna steal that crop top the next time you leave your door open like a dumbass

it’s annoyingly cute and nothing you own can be cute. also good luck finding your silver embroidered black cowboy boots and that really fancy goth leather cowboy jacket

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[psychic--spur]

How dare someone call me out so thoroughly. Them’s fightin’ words

@white–assassin wanna help me?

[white--assassin]

@psychic–spur you know, you’re so right IM the only that can call you out like that!!!

but also, i would say the cowboy would instead ignore their true rival and their incredibly cool shadow manticore and instead go for their friend, but, you know, semantics

[psychic--spur]

Would they? Because I think badass cowpokes would, in fact, deal with their primary mission and not some shadow person with nightmares who obviously is crushing on the cowpoke because they’re so cool

[white--assassin]

what??? ew, no! i have STANDARDS thank you. you’re just trying to gain points from fauxlisha, i see through that terrible mesh crop top i cannot believe you have in your closet

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[psychic--spur]

How dare someone call me out so thoroughly. Them’s fightin’ words

@white–assassin wanna help me?

[white--assassin]

@psychic--spur you know, you’re so right IM the only that can call you out like that!!!

but also, i would say the cowboy would instead ignore their true rival and their incredibly cool shadow manticore and instead go for their friend, but, you know, semantics

[sabertoothwalrus]

outfit idea

let me know if you have any suggestions

[psychic--spur]

@white–assassin thoughts?

[white--assassin]

if i ever see you in any of these things you better believe i will murder you so hard those foot monsters will get the name “roller cades” because of the wheel marks left on your corpse

[white--assassin]

if you have ever been associated with me ever in your life, i’m so sorry

[valtsv]

my esteemed rival,

[valtsv]

my beloved nemesis,

[valtsv]

dearly detested,

[white--assassin]

honestly though... does it even surprise anyone that @psychic--spur is a mcree main, i swear i could feel the “it’s high noon” joke radiating off them last fight

[psychic--spur]

The only reason @white--assassin is a Reaper main is that Altaïr wasn't an option

[white--assassin]

maybe SO