Always Tired

My name is Sarah. I enjoy tea, coffee, alcohol, laughter, sleep, and rainy days.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

ya coochie declined

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

oh okay so this is suddenly relevant again

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[laurierrose]

[humofnight]

i love one (1) disaster wizard

[curlicuecal]

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

Reblogging for that comment ^

[starjeweled-alpenglow]

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[kant-deactivated20190908]

you got your cock out there bud? not allowed on this website fucko. oh well you wanna be racist huh? well, who am i to – 

[chromolume]

reblog before december 17th

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

But they’re not female presenting

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?

[saphhoria]

When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore. 

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

[shimashimashippo]

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

[criedhavoc]

[lepipehd]

[beben-eleben]

Kit-Kat has revolutionized college life

[twitblr]

[bewbin]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[nest-deactivated20181209]

the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

[jumex]

at 10:30 am

[karnalesbian]

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

[wewontbe]

this is how you unlock his side quest

[nerdexpress]

Someone: So which generation are you actually a part of?

People born from 1996-2001:

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die