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idk wtf i'm doing tbh - talk to me i like people!!! - 25 - he/him but also gender is a prison

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Someone who will use every explanation in the book except that they are getting sick. Maybe they’re just oblivious, or maybe they just don’t want to deal with the fact that they’re ill.

“Why are your joints so sore? Are you feeling alright?”

“I guess I worked byself too hard yesterday…”

“You’ve been stuffy since this morning.”

“It’s just - snf! - allergies.”

“In November?”

“I don’d know, it could happen. Koff!”

“Oh, honey, you’re burning up…”

“I just run ho- hhhtch’CHIEW!”

“Come on, let’s get you to bed.”

“I’ll be fide toborrow. Just need some sleep.”

They were, in fact, not fine tomorrow.

[accidentalmistress]

Sometimes this fetish is like, "I desire this specific scenario. I want to hear lots of vocal hitching. I want to be able to see what's making the person sneeze. I want to see twitchy noses and flaring nostrils. I want to break down a sneeze into its constituent parts and analyze every sound. I want to closely examine the microexpressions in a pre-sneeze face. I must be increasingly granular about every detail!"

And other times it's like, "haha snz make brain go brrrrr"

[citrussnz]

Someone heavily relying on Vick’s to keep them not as congested during sickness. It’s not because it actually does its job and works as a slow decongestant, but because the person is allergic to it and the sneezing fits grant them a moment of easy breathing at the cost of a sore nose and throat

[boobsneezevids]

tried out some "anime girl" sneezes. very girly sounding but with big gasping buildups. i wanted the effect of my boobs literally growing with each inhale like they do in anime. i quite liked the style of this so i've filmed another couple which i might upload in the future.

not a big fan of the girly sneezing though because they were so unsatisfying. i had to induce a really big one afterwards to get some relief. i cut that out of the video though to keep the vibe the same

please let me know if you guys like these videos! i'm enjoying making them but it's always good to know if other people do:)

[nametakensff]

Hey guys, I'm a nerd and decided to keep track of my sneezes from 09/11/2023 to 09/12/2023 (excluding all induced/Chhinkni sneezes) and this is the breakdown

I sneezed a total of 446 times (again, excluding inducing etc) over 31 days

I sneezed 10 times a day on average more than any other amount

The lowest number of times I sneezed in a day was 5, the highest 42 - which meant there was a range of 37 sneezes from lowest to highest amount lol

The median number of sneezes a day was 12

And the mean number of sneezes per day was just over 14!

[adreadfulcantata]

home in three days. don't dust.

[whoareurl]

so yesterday at work i was having a Bad Day and during literally my fourth panic attack of the morning my fitbit lit up and told me i’d reached my active zone minutes because it registered my heart racing as exercise and i found it so funny that i just snapped right out of it

[crtter]

It’s kinda funny to me when people go like “oh after the Tumblr N$FW ban there are no more hоrny people here and that’s why this website is good now 😌” not only because that’s... some serious weird logic but also because only hоrny vanilla people aren’t here anymore, because of the ban on pics and videos of stuff like breasts and gеnitalia. If you’re into anything that’s not immediately registered as sеxual by the average person, it’s not registered as such by the algorithm either. All that happened was that Tumblr went from having a regular strip club in the back to having a straight up kіnk convention.

[crtter]

Handy infographic of what happened:

[tardisinapokeball]

i am

[crtter]

Hey now, how do you think *I* would have the scoop on how the clowns are doing...

...if I wasn’t calling from inside the circus?

[snzdreams]

Snz with the holiday season has so much potential !

- At the Christmas tree farm, where A’s allergies start acting up and they have to snz into a gloved hand or B lends them a scarf to keep them warm that they inevitably muffle ticklish sneezes into on the way home

- Pumpkin patches and allergies, either the amounts of pure cinnamon spice in the air or the dust from the dead leaves or the plants, something at this place isn’t agreeing with A, but they try to keep sniffling quietly and enjoy the day out with B, who is more worried about making sure A is comfortable

- Having a cold and getting hot cocoa...

- Taking out the holiday decorations AND all the dust that comes with them... a trip to the attic which hasn’t been cleaned in too long, and so plans to decorate the house together turn into helpless fits

- Going to see lights shows and walking around, but it’s December and someone has a cold so the weather doesn’t help

- Opening up presents and A gives B a gift they turn out to be allergic to, and B tries to smile through their reaction when they feel their eyes water already

- Cuddling by the fire ... but the firewood is setting someone off, but they want to stay near the fire since they’re feeling cold anyway

- New Years Party where everyone wants to stay up all night until the ball drops, but A just wants to sleep early and take care of the cold they have, so they spend the night having sleepy fits and gradually getting more stuffed up, until B steps in and checks them for a fever and makes them lay down

[botchedexperiment]

literally all I need are sick characters breaking down in tears because they’re overwhelmed and they don’t feel good

[yetanotherwhumpblog]

I kind of hate that I love this so much but like

Imagine character A lying down with their head on character B’s lap, all sweaty and shivery and shaky and miserable and whimpering, “I don’t feel good, B.”

And tears start to fall down their cheeks and B just brushes the hair out of A’s eyes and says softly, “shhh. I know you don’t, honey. You’re gonna be okay. Just try and get some sleep, alright?”

[groundcontrol21]

In honor of the Ice Adolescence trailer and my new iPad, I drew this. It’s a scene of a fic I have planned out in my head in which Yuuri has a competition and Victor comes down with something awful. Since he has to go, he has no choice but to mask up ;) Hopefully one day soon I’ll get around to putting this fic down on the proverbial paper (if y’all are interested!)

[whoareurl]

Ray can’t sleep. Ray can’t sleep and he has to be up for work in a few hours and he’s starting to dread the thought of falling asleep because it just means he’ll have to get up all the sooner. The reason Ray can’t sleep, incidentally, is because Milo is asleep with his head on Ray’s chest and Ray is finding it a bit difficult to, well, breathe. Logically, he knows that this problem could be solved by just sitting up a bit and taking some of the pressure off his chest. Even more logically, he knows that it’s only going to get worse the longer he waits. But Milo rarely looks so peaceful these days - he’s always worrying about bills and food and Ray - and he hasn’t the heart to wake him. 

Still, his chest is killing him and he can’t stop his thoughts wandering to Milo binding in this damp apartment all day. He wonders if this is how it feels and his heart gives a jolt of sympathy. Or perhaps anxiety. Or maybe both? 

Sometimes, Ray worries that he doesn’t show Milo enough love. After all, Milo spends all his time in their little apartment, cleaning or cooking or waiting for Ray. He makes sure Ray gets more of the food though he thinks he’s a lot sneakier about that than he is. He tucks Ray into bed and cares for him when he’s sick and overwrought and plain exhausted. And sometimes Ray feels like all he does is work and sleep. Sometimes it’s all he has the energy for but he still feels guilty thinking about Milo all alone even when Ray is at home. When was the last time they spent more than a few hours doing something fun together? Too long.

As if disturbed by these thoughts, Milo shifts, mercifully moving the weight of his head off of Ray’s chest and onto his shoulder. Ray takes a wheezing breath, feeling guilty about the relief that sweeps through him. He wants to pull Milo close again and let him rest all his weight there but he’d equally like to head to work having had a few hours of rest. He hates himself a little bit for letting that part of him win as he falls asleep.

[alexandenigtscreations]

Listening to the Magnus Archives for a second time.  Thoroughly enjoying the number of times SirCollapsealot Jonathan Sims audibly crumples during a statement.  And how unsurprised his colleagues are when it happens. 

There’s a stretch in the fourth season where he seems hard pressed to stay on his feet.  Makes you wonder how he manages when the tape recorder is off.  How long would he lay there before someone would check.  

Been working on this like a manic idiot since last night.  

[whoareurl]

I just discovered your writing and it’s so good! Thank you for everything you do! —🐝

aslkdjf i’m??? thank you i’m treasuring this nice comment forever omg

[whoareurl]

in honor of yoi - victor with a little cold watching yuuri skate and shivering the whole time. and some well meaning fan commenting that he looks cold and he gets all emarrassed and soft

omg anon this is so cute i’m gonna die. i love the image of him blushing and trying to be Viktor Nikiforov(tm) for this nice fan but he’s just rly cold and he can’t muster it. he needs a hug.

 i’m living for this resurgence of interest in yoi. i’m so excited for the movie!!!

[sneezeplease]

Me: damn, I really wish there was some sort of sickfic for <hyper-specific character>

Brain: you should write it

Me: no I’ll just complain

[snzcty]

can’t stop crying over the concept of a musician performing even tho they’re sick or having bad allergies....the fans that love them most can tell they’re not at 100%. They sound more nasally than usual and getting breathless so easily. Maybe even having to turn away from the mic to sneeze. Yet they still perform. I’m losing my mind

[whoareurl]

on a similar note, actors who have the whole “the show must go on” thing drilled into their heads so they don’t pull out and they’re just dying at the side of stage between scenes. maybe there’s a scout in the audience? or their crush is coming to this specific performance? WHO KNOWS