maría

maría, 29, she/her. i make music and complain a lot. https://linktr.ee/mariasantosmusic

[whoevenismaria]

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[stupidpetface]

[solo-walker]

i've had this queued for ages

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[ghostoflachlan]

Tag yourself

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[haaarpb]

a bedtime comic.

[thewrongshop]

[ID: a three-panel comic drawn in a simplistic style in black and white, titled “mr. smiley goes to bed!”

Panel 1: a figure is tucked in bed, with a moon visible outside the window. Smiling, they say, “well! time for bed!”

Panel 2: The figure closes their eyes, smiling slightly, and a large thought bubble appears over their head. It is completely black, and pictures a realistic, screaming, distorted face with screams written out all around it.

Panel 3: The sun appears outside the window, and the figure wakes up with a pleased smile. They say, “aren’t i a tough nut to crack”. End ID]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[clownsnake]

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

[clownsnake]

Generational Constants, artists rendition, 2021

[barbedbitchery]

The colour alignment implies that the littlest brother is gonna eat the oldest brother’s phone

[theotheristhedoctor]

That’s just what little brothers do

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dirtshrines]

fleegle

[dirtshrines]

[cabezadealteza]

they are in love

[dirtshrines]

They are in love!

[depsidase]

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]