Soph

what

[toastbutteregg]

[wholesomee-bitch]

Been on a break with my man for almost a month and it's all good and shit but I wanna know if imma be single or not so I know if I should look into being a nun or not bruh

[sorrynotsorrybi]

I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

[sorrynotsorrybi]

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, it’s a thing…

[sushinfood]

biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

[ironwoman359]

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

[crap-userrname16]

[oblivi-ace97]

[tinakris]

[childhoodruiner]

Retweet

[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

[chairman-buttlicker]

I’m cool with superstitions, but now I don’t trust any of you fucks behind the wheel…

[darkfyretheumbrawitchreturns-de]

Been in 2 accidents

[wandamayday]

some danny devito

[wholesomee-bitch]

Me: I gotta be careful with my money and start saving

Also me: I'm gonna donate £5 to this monk because he's being nice to me

[dacasyo]

iconic

[unclefather]

[wholesomee-bitch]

Thought I was gonna die

I work in a unit in a business centre and there's no toilets in the units so everyone uses the toilet blocks across the road.

One time I had to pee so I went across the road and saw a cute guy on the way and was like 'nice, an attractive guy I'm not gonna stare I've got shit to do and idk him'

This guy farted so loudly it really scared me and I fucking ducked.

[wholesomee-bitch]

I work in a unit selling carpet for my brother, and an old guy just stood in the doorway and this is how out conversation went-

Me: Oh hiya!

Guy: Oh hello! *looks around* oh very good, very nice!

Me: Oh thank you haha

Guy: Closed Monday, closed Tuesday (something else I didn't understand) It's open! Very very good!

Me, not entirely sure what he's on about: yeah! Haha, well is there any carpet you want that I can help you with?

Guy: nah I'm alright I'd best be off, see you later!

What?

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[wholesomee-bitch]

How tf do you talk to 2 people at once? Which person do you look at?

[valtsv]

ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to

[valtsv]

this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Never forget this iconic speech

[babyspicearchive-deactivated202]

@angelpassing

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

[pagesixlovers]

[oddpyromaniac]

The man is a legend agshjdjd