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[babygirl-stephh-deactivated2021]

ur so cute can i like give u lazy drooly head for a couple hours

[chaos-nblm]

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[averagefairy]

i love that the message in grease is that if a boy can’t accept you for who you are just change to be more like him and then fly away in his car

[thediamondchanteuse]

I thought the message was a Wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom

[averagefairy]

you’re right that’s the more important message

[wholesomeshit]

my students told me i had to dress up for halloween so i’m ‘tired, casual, modern alucard castlevania’ today. which basically means i left my hair down and wore a duster to work.

[dateacutiesuggestion]

Date a cutie who calls you both dude and babe

[valenbun]

bro… bro come here……i gotta ksdjfhdf i gotta vibe check you real quick…..bro come here so i can jdfsgksdfjgjdfhgdh i gotta kiss u rl quick bro…… just a little peck………… gotta make sure ur vibes r still good……… ok bro…….here it goes………… 💋. oh man idk…… might have to do it a few more timesdfkjghdfshgsdjfgdfh 💋💋💋💋💋💋 bro your vibes are outstanding??? youre so beautiful bro

[teenagerposts]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[lesbiansinthegarden]

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

[pokec0re]

[notched-arrow]

I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I married @wholesomeshit aka the biggest nerd I know aka the love of my life. Here’s to many more ❤️

[wholesomeshit]

one down, like a million to go

you’re the best forever <3 <3 <3

[notched-arrow]

Im drunk in Minneapolis and I miss my husband

[wholesomeshit]

<3

[wholesomeshit]

just realized today that i’ve been married to @notched-arrow for almost a year, and that shit is crazy

[wholesomeshit]

notched-arrow‌:

obsidianandsand‌:

the placeholder just stuck whoops

#at least poppy got spared

idk man Poppy sounds real close to puppy

you’re right and you should say it

[wholesomeshit]

@flowerslutprincxss @obsidianandsand

i still can’t believe your rabbit is named ‘bunbun’

like, actually

[sosuperawesome]

Space Helmet Pride Pins

Glorious Weirdo on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Enamel Pins tags

[wholesomeshit]

notched-arrow‌:

we’ve been watching the ant man movies tonight and let me tell you, my husband’s absolute outrage at the pseudo science is just as good as the movie

that’s not how science works at all, in this essay i will

[dragon-in-a-fez]

psa to fellow college instructors: it costs exactly $0 to be understanding when students are stressed as fuck at midterm time instead of saying “lol they knew it was coming tho”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I lied, this actually cost me $31 today because I bought a fuckton of coffee for all my students but you should’ve seen their faces it was like I’d given them the holy grail, the fountain of youth, and the second season of firefly all in one

[powerfulwizard]

Find out your GAY NAME!

Your first name +

gets down on one knee

My last name