Judoon Platoon upon the moon

[mino2aur]

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

[sedgewick-gayble]

-- caveman about to invent the spear

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

[mareep-is-transfem]

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

[itsneverlightoutsideyet-deactiv]

starting a collection

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[severedlips]

@wholoki-d

[wholoki-d]

😭😭😭💜💜 miss youuuu!

[kosmogrl]

[joleneghoul]

Holy Shit

[joleneghoul]

My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her

[wholoki-d]

@severedlips

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[phillipdiffy]

you're laughing. misha collins posts an un-coming out thread on twitter and you're laughing.

[lazywitchling]

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”

[lazywitchling]

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

[lazywitchling]

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[elodieunderglass]

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

[1eos]

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

[mari-animates]

Hot girls shouldn't work

[1eos]

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

[dragon-familiar]

well……….at least Jack Black was a cool choice for Bowser

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[strawberry-crocodile]

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

[strawberry-crocodile]

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

[strawberry-crocodile]

“He invested capital”

“Yes and then a thousand other people did work while he sat around and profited.”

“But… he invested capital….”

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[cloune]

[feminineduck-deactivated2022051]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

And he looks

Fabulous

[lady-lotus-kat-deactivated20230]

The man has the legs for it honestly

[licka4skin]

WORK IT KING!!!

[baby-prince-oppa]

[underfell-crystal]

we stan a legend

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

reblogging for the last part (and also he DOES have the legs for it)

[prosopagn0sia]

that story is total bullshit and has no source. not one interview with mark bryan mentions this supposed workplace harassment situation. he literally just started wearing skirts and heels because he likes them, its not that deep.

can we stop acting like men need some kind of “gotcha” reason to wear dresses and skirts?? constantly trying to make up some kind of justification for a guy wearing a skirt just helps uphold the shitty idea that clothes are gendered and that people like mark bryan are some kind of mystical outlier for literally just wearing the clothes they want to wear

[defenderofbu]

He actually stated in this interview (2020 in the Süddeutsche Zeitung) that he began wearing high heels because he got bored of wearing suits/ formal clothing.

He said that a friend commented on his legs which would look great in skirts so he decided to give it a try. That’s the whole story.

Mark Bryan ist Ingenieur, bekommt wegen seiner Instagram-Auftritte aber auch Anfragen für Model-Jobs. Über High Heels und Kleidernormen.

[owowatsdiss]

This website makes me insane

[digitalzzombie]

[flootzavut]

Tumblr makes my head hurt. He still looks fantastic though.

[pipistrellus]

when ppl act like the goal of anti-nazi ppl is to “”change their minds”” about their “”beliefs”” like… that’s… 

we don’t give a shit about their ~beliefs~??? I dont care if mr dick is sittin in his house thinking jews are awful. I would LIKE for him to not think that but I ultimately do not care. I do not care about changing his thoughts. 

i care about preventing him from having enough of a public platform that he and people like him gain the power to ACT ON those beliefs.

so yes actually! punching nazis when they are trying to be suave on television, such that they are unwilling to try to go and appear suave on television again, does accomplish that. 

i dont care what mr dick thinking in the privacy of the hole he crawled out of, at this point. we are at a point where there are way more pressing things regarding nazis. which is like. nazis get to be suave on television.

[ceytul]