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[forgottenpnffacts]

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

[transvinniedakota]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[switchingtogeico]

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

I love seeing the revival of classic art

[floweryafro-deactivated20181203]

spongebob gets it

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

stephen hillenburg is personally responsible for radicalizing me and I thank him

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[suicunesrider]

I dont see a lot of people talk about Sky High, but man was it a fun movie.

Who could forget such favorites as…

Wonder Bread Boy

Non-Poison Ivy

Guinea-Goth 3000

White Zuko

Me At Family Reunions

Shine Bright Like A Diamond.mp3

Practical Female Armor

All Aboard The Magic Hell-Bus

and everyone’s favorite:

Megamind as performed by Pleakley 

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[blossomheart]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[totallyalegitspy]

[studentlifeproblems]

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[keldachick]

[feathersandstripes]

Their love suddenly makes so much sense

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Concept:

A horror comedy about a pizza delivery guy who has to deliver several last minute pizzas on the graveyard shift. The gimmick is that each house he visits is in the middle of another horror movie. Like, the first house has a serial killer chasing the guests, the next house is in a zombie outbreak, the next house has a swamp monster, and so on. And all the pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering the pizza.

Also, Rami Malek has to play the pizza delivery guy.

[rosebramblewolf]

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

[rosebramblewolf]

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

The movie’s cover / poster is Rami Malek surrounded by all these horror movie monsters while holding up a pizza box. He’s making this face:

[brittywritesstuff]

I wholly support this.

[runprussia]

[stability]

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[phemiec]

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

[lierdumoa]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I think the most incandescent rage I ever sent my least favorite uncle into was calling him “Cliffany”.

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

[scarygoodfanfics-deactivated201]

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

[lonewolf7130]

Just the Rock blessing your feed

[calculatedmadness]

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

[ch-cago]

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”