"what did you get for christmas?" Fat. I got fat.
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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
wallacepolsom

#extradirty
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"what did you get for christmas?" Fat. I got fat.
something u ordered online finally arriving
My fucking o chem professor messaged me on Grindr I’m SCREAMing
inspirational
this needs to be in the history books
how much more mistletoe do i have to eat before someone comes to kiss me?
This pun…..oh man…..
We only have less than a month to use this pun. The rarest of puns that can no longer be used, once the year is over.
Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.
I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.
Fuck you, Barbara
You want to do this now, Helen?
Oh it is on Brenda
Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan
Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!
Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet
You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.
At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?
C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!
NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…
God this is magical
damn…..pen-zoned again
*tips eraser* m’lead-y
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
the gym the first week of 2013
the gym a month later