holy wow this is my jam

maddie • any pronouns

[dullsunrise-has-set-deactivated]

(merry christmas eve for those who celebrate)

[beguilingcorpse]

[g0atfac3-deactivated20250725]

People have been posting so much dungeon meshi on my dash that I just had a dream where I was relentlessly bullied by chilchuck in high school. I don't even know who that is

[cool-eevee]

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

[cool-eevee]

This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce

[nutmargaret]

my full comic for @ohshc20thzine

[kh-described]

terra is honestly such a funny kh protagonist. man just starts emotionally monologuing at LITERALLY EVERYONE. every single thing that happens to him makes him go "huh... this has taught me something about myself and the darkness within me and the strength i get from my friends..." meanwhile fuckin. minnie mouse. is just standing there

[urguidingkey]

[ID: Three screenshots from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep. The first is a closeup of Terra as he looks down with a morose expression and says, "All this time, I've been staring into the darkness." Then, he looks up at the sky, still emotional and contemplative, to say, "But... that doesn't mean I have to jump in."

The last screenshot is a wide shot of Terra with his back to the camera, still looking up at the sky. We now see that he was talking to Minnie Mouse, dressed like a queen, and the tiny chipmunks Chip and Dale, who stare up at him blankly.]

[hyrude]

HOW TO SUCK THE MARROW OUT OF LIFE STARTING NOW AND CONTINUING FOREVER

WAKE UP BY 8:30 EVERY DAY FOR REAL. THAT’S NOT EVEN EARLY. THAT’S SO ACHIEVABLE 

OPEN THE BLINDS. TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS

LEARN TO ENJOY TEA AND COFFEE 

STRETCH

MEAL PREP SO EATING WELL AND FEELING GOOD IS EASY 

GO OUTSIDE A MINIMUM OF 1 HOUR A DAY

NEVER DRIVE IF YOU CAN WALK

TAKE THE LONG WAY WHEN YOU DRIVE

BECOME A REGULAR AT A PLACE YOU CAN WALK TO. READ THERE EVERY DAY

WRITE EVERY DAY EVEN IF IT’S BAD

DO ART AND PLAY MUSIC. IT WILL BE BAD

INVITE PEOPLE OVER EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM WELL

HUG PEOPLE EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM WELL

GO TO SHOWS: COMEDY, THEATRE, MUSIC. CHEER AND LAUGH LOUD

GO ON TRIPS YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD 

IF YOU’RE GOING TO DRINK ALCOHOL, MAKE IT NICE. PUT IT IN A SHAKER WITH ICE AND POUR IT IN A FANCY GLASS

IF YOU ARE MAD, GO TO BED

IF YOU ARE SCARED, GO TO BED

WEAR SHORTS WHENEVER POSSIBLE 

DON’T APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU’RE NOT WRONG 

DANCE IN PUBLIC TWICE A MONTH MINIMUM 

GRILL HOT DOGS WHENEVER POSSIBLE 

DINNER PLATTER WITH STEAMED VEGGIES AND HOMEMADE AIOLI 

[darlinimamess]

how many alarms do you have saved? (including inactive)

1-5

6-10

11-20

21-40

41-70

71-100

101+

none

Voting ended onSep 18, 2023

[thecadhatter]

@angel-derangement

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN???

[angel-derangement]

im not medicated for adhd any more :)

[ceeejus]

1-4, 2-4

[glowcowboy]

everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

[yangioh]

I made this forever ago but These Four are fused with my brain and have yet to leave since

(will they act normal about it or will they blurt out a smug insult with affectionate undertones)

[leeeeeeef]

phoenix is absolutely unhinged before and after the trilogy. in his early twenties he's a pathetic little theatre kid who eats glass and in his thirties he's the cryptid of the legal world who plays poker in a dingy basement and may or may not be the chief prosecutor's sugar baby. and i absolutely love that in the midst of this drastic transition, there is a point in his life--the three years spanning the trilogy-- where he's the most normal person ever

[tinycastleguy]

[hats0ng]

damn....... gay attorney: the game

[unamusedyams]

thoughts on edgeworth.

[crabplatinum]

someone please please give gumshoe a raise please

[themumblingmouse]