who tells our stories?

ashley | i’m a mirrorball.

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[outtagum]

We just finished. We'll be right up.

STRANGER THINGS 5.08 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up"

[raccoonmilf]

Kind of fucked thinking about the fact that there is one single American legally authorized to research the critically endangered pygmy raccoon in Mexico and it is, in fact, the same person who did Dashcon.

[raccoonmilf]

This person is also this person

And is currently the only person from the United States legally permitted to research the critically endangered pygmy raccoons (Procyon pygmaeus) in Cozumel, Mexico.

For reference, this is me, BTW! I was 15 when I started Dashcon and 17 when it actually happens, and now study tourism’s impact on the critically endangered pygmy raccoon. I’ve been researching them before now, but due to Mexico’s laws, I’ve only been allowed to do data collection from abroad (so think surveys to tourists and video analysis on social media.) But now I’m authorized for in situ research!! Yippee! I even got a grant through my university as well to fund the whole project 🥺

[markscherz]

This is the reason this hellsite is truly a homesite. We grow here. You can go back and see how it happened. I was a Bachelor’s student when I started my tumblr. Now I’m an Associate Professor and Curator, with my own lab and Denmark’s national collection of 70,000ish reptile and amphibian specimens in my care.

[glumby]

So this is how I find out the person who did dashcon used my original art picrew as their icon. This is extremely surreal to me.

[raccoonmilf]

Omg this is insane!!!! I changed it during COVID and have grown incredibly attached to it. It might make more sense to have…you know…a picture of a raccoon. Or fanart people have done of me. But I quite like the picrew icon of me as a butterfly elf girl with a gun. I think it suits me 🥰

[artofelanor]

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[spyndylle]

[silly-little-pal]

[whotellsourstories]

happy autumn, y’all

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[glubby]

Me and the guys are gonna be reblogging and liking some posts after work if you wanna come with

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

someone’s hoping you’re free to hang out. hoping you drive home safe. hoping they can hug you tight the next time they see you. hoping you’re out there doing well. hoping you’ll text them back. hoping you’re okay.

[papayajuan2019]

alright i'm finally done with my day. time to like all your posts. form a single file line

[starlitartworks]

Wake up babe, the time loop reset. It's time to go to Transylvania.

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

[openingadoor]

i love this website i Hope we all Make It

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

Well you know what they say

[sosrantings]

Companionship.

[loumandliker]

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

[loumandliker]

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

[caltracat]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

[supreme-leader-stoat]