you don't have to be lonely alone

procedurals & wrestling/talk to me about michelle dessler & ellie bishop - G, she/her, 20s, ace

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Ebroiderers are to be feared, for their precision, dedication, and patience to stab something many MANY times.

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

[avxx]

Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions

The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:

[phleb0tomist]

reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.

[seagulltheseawing]

she is pink because she wants to fucking kill you

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[ess-jay-oh]

🚨Safety Alert Australia

If you rely on a hidden phone for your safety, be aware that Australia’s new emergency warning system, AusAlert, can send alerts that override silent and “Do Not Disturb” settings.

If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

[heylsgowt]

[funstyle]

i tried to come out of my shell and fucked it up and now im kinda lodged in here all weird