Who She Be?

Nothing makes sense anyways, least of all this blog.

[whothisbewp]

Professions BL has introduced me to over the years (lots of Thai, but Korea, Japan, Taiwan and others are catching up):

Engineers

Doctors

Actor (theatre and film)

Aircraft technicians

Anchor / Broadcaster

Architect

Artist manager/creative director

Assistant Director

Athletes

Bar tenders

Bodyguard

Boom operators

Businessman (shady or legitimate, who cares, look he’s wearing an impeccable three-piece)

Butler

Cafe waiters / owners

Caretaker

Ceramic artist

Chef

Creative Director

Criminal (street and organised)

C-Suite everything (CEO, CTO, CFO)

Cultivation/Cultivators

Dancer

Day trader

Deliveryman

Dentist

Director

Editor

Executive Assistant (for the endless CEO’s)

Farmer

Fashion Designer

Filmmakers

Football player

Game Developer

Gamer

Gangster (a constant favorite)

Ghost (I don’t know either.)

Goblin (is this not a career?)

Graphic designer

Grim reapers (even a pre-ordained one counts)

Guitar teacher

Gym Instructors / owner

Hackers (ethical or redeemable)

Hairdresser

Heir (professionally, of course)

Hitmen / contract killers

Influencer

Intelligence operatives

Intern (I swear I was one once upon a time but never did have the HR-alerting-scandal-inducing-company-shuttering activities these young-uns get up to with their definitely-older-and-improper managers/bosses/owners)

Interior designer

Kpop idol

Landlord

Laundry Operators

Lawyer

Loan sharks (probably the only one that caught me off guard)

Makeup/Skin care promoter (for those brand placements)

Manga artist

Medical examiner

Merman (what a fun day that was)

Meteorologist (and a horny one at that, who would’ve thought huh?)

Military officer

Millionaire rich kid (daddy’s little boy gets paid a hefty sum every month to ride around in a souped up coupe)

Model

Muay Thai fighter

Office Worker (TM)

Painters

Photographers

Police officers

Political Activists

Pornographer

Producer

Professional f***boy

Project manager

Race car driver (omegaverse included)

Real estate broker

Salesperson

Scammer

Scientist

Shaman/ ghostbuster

Shareholder (it is a career path if you’re rich enough right?)

Singer

Snake salesman

Stewards/pursers

Stock trader / analyst

Streamer (adult or otherwise)

Supermarket owner

Tattoo artist

Teacher

Team manager (of what and why exactly? We don’t know, but he manages a team)

Technical salesperson

Tour Guide

Translator

Tutor

Vets

Videographers

Volunteer

Writers

and

A two timing snitch (you read that right, there’s always one so it’s gotta be a paying gig.).

It’s a diverse bunch y’all.

If you can guess the bl from these positions, congratulations, you’ve watched all of them probably.

(I ran out of tags by the way and I keep updating them when I can)

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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Private investigator playing for both sides, I disappear people and find missing people. And sometimes for kicks, I’ll just disappear myself.

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Watching the GameStop meltdown brought out the economics nerd in me that I lost in high school right around when microbiology seemed like the coolest shit around.

Watch me explain how a Reddit forum is saving the economy but also possibly shutting it down. Don’t get me wrong, the bubble will burst at some point soon, I just hope it swings the pendulum against the hedgefucks.

My favourite part about this entire thing is the public realization that Wall Street isn’t as rational or analytical as people thought, there isn’t really a lot of brainpower going into this as they want you to think. It was, is and has always been a dick-measuring contest among those who have money to throw around. If those are the rules, then let everyone play.

If they keep holding, this would be big for retail investors. But also for brokerage firms as the next wave of experimental, hungry and driven individual investors might not be so kind.

Power to the people. Make them bleed green.

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Them: Can you check whether this specific transaction would be governed by the donation laws or would it be considered as a loan favourable to our clients?

Me: I’m only on fractions.

That’s it. That’s the joke. Thank you for coming.

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Kids are fucking weird dude. A four year old just came into my room to check if I’m working as I said and corrected my pronunciation because she thinks I pronounce ‘girls’ wrong. She then proceeds to just leave with a ‘good night’ and a wave.

It’s 7 pm.

She has done this 5 times in a row now, where she just comes into my room, checks on me and then leaves after a couple of questions.

I think the FBI might be missing their latest recruit.

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Life just makes so much more sense at 3am.

Can’t explain it, it just does.

Maybe I’m sleep deprived but I probably wouldn’t give a shit since my mind is uninhibited like the members of barenaked ladies.

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Watching those restoration videos on YouTube and commenting hoping that one of those creators will entertain the possibility of restoring the shattered pieces of my sanity back together once this year ends.

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Never do I regret my life choices more than when there is an impending exam/deadline on the horizon.

Therapy is nice and all but have you ever made drastic life choices in response to the shit you put yourself through out of sheer procrastination?

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Keep hearing about everyone picking up a new skill during the lockdowns and well I’m proud to announce that I can now successfully unravel and re-ravel my self at will.

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I’m tired of finding my own way in life, I’d like a glow-in-the-dark map right about now.

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If I had a dollar for everytime Diego said ‘grassy knoll’ or ‘JFK’ this season I could probably raise my own batch of 7 maladjusted super humans with an ape and a robot.

That said, fuck that monocled piece of shit Reggie Hargreeves.

Edit: Just finished watching season 2 and well, I manifested the second batch there didn’t I? Still fuck Reggie.

[whothisbewp]

Watching big cats meow and purr feels weird because it would be similar to watching mob bosses do the baby voice.

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[whothisbewp]

“Hey fuckface, get off my property.”

“Not until you return my limited edition Ben 10 watch with the camo strap.”

“Already sold it, what ya gonna do?”

“Hope you like your phone flushed down the toilet.”

Exit stage right.

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Wei WuXian: *breathes*

Everyone else (mostly Jiang Cheng): Lord Almighty above, please give me the strength not to roll my eyes and strike this man down.

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Wei WuXian:

*Looks for LAN ZHAN all the time in the first life*

*Always chasing after LWJ in the first life*

*Got branded for a dude*

*Always saving and helping LWJ in the first life*

*Seeks him out even after death and reincarnation*

*Constantly giving him ‘eye-fucking invitations’*

I mean he lusts after him worse than any straight couple flirting I’ve seen...it’s a wonder he didn’t make LWJ’s block list.

And LWJ suffers through all of this and more, ever so patient and generous.

I bet if he had a phone, LWJ would be his emergency contact which would of course make JC extra mad.

Even the gods went, you’re not a villainous soul but please go find your man, he’s pining too hard on earth.

Meanwhile, the Untamed:

Two bro’s chilling in a bath tub five feet apart because they’re what? Not Fuckin’ Gay.

[whothisbewp]

Good morning to everyone but Wen Chao. He can get his from the Xuanwu tortoise.

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Out of all the things to fast track in life, I went for a mid-life crisis.