When you start looking for the Korok on your way home from work...and then realize that maybe you've been playing too much Breath of the Wild recently...

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@why-causeshesdead
When you start looking for the Korok on your way home from work...and then realize that maybe you've been playing too much Breath of the Wild recently...
Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.
You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.
Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.
Okay, yes. But if I just got home from a ten hour work day and my roommate comes out and says "I'm tired" and I ask why and their response is "I got a massage.", I reserve the right to get irate.
Reylo in Jakku
Why is this a thing?
Well, I mean...retail wouldn't be so bad if you got rid of the customers.
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.
If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story
Storu
Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.
She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.
She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.
Omg, she'd be my role model too!
That expression he has when she says "You". That's me whenever my fiancée compliments me.
It's an expression that says "Thank you!" and "How am I fooling you who knows me so well?" and "God, this person is so good to me!" and "Oh, god, I'm gonna blush." and "Why you gotta gimme feels?"
...It's an eloquent expression.
@dahlia-gone-rogue
Taylor as a Youtuber (x)
Jesus, this is too extra.
PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE DOUGHNUTS
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
I’ll reblog it.
m8 i talk to my internet friends every night
boi yesss
I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD
@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3
@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend
@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals
damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD
Saaaaaaame!
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.
Everyone can be raped and denying that because of your childish, pathetic hatred for men is quite frankly disgusting.
The fact that anyone can think that anyone, regardless of gender, couldn't be raped or assaulted is disgusting.
I'm sorry, but what exactly is it that makes you think that anything prevents it from happening? Because the answer is fucking nothing. Men can be raped just as much as a woman can.
hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live
"But....but....but....Capitalism!" Every greedy asshat ever.
Regardless of what they say, though, I agree with this. Housing should be the same way. And at least some basic food staples. Like bread, lunch meats, cheese, milk, ect.
A post-scarcity economy is coming, probably in our lifetime...and it's gonna be fucking weird.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Not risking it. @dahlia-gone-rogue, how about you?
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
this is from 3000 BV (before vine)
This is a thing. Except I think we should say "I stole them from the former president."
At least for now. Or we could say "I stole them from the queen."
me, at a department store: *sees some bath towels* hm I wonder how soft they are
me: *touches the bath towels*
me: *immediately has sudden desire to get married and move in to a nice house with my wife and buy domestic items like bath towels and soap dispensers and bedsheets to decorate my house that I will cook and do taxes in*
me: *lets go of the towels*
domestic feelings: *slowly slip away*
me:
@dahlia-gone-rogue
Is this not me?
I hope love finds you in 2018
I hope health finds u in 2018
I hope wealth finds you in 2018
I hope happiness finds you in 2018
I hope success finds you in 2018
I hope self-love finds you in 2018
I hope supportive people find you in 2018
I hope all the dogs find you in 2018
I hope good grades find you in 2018
I hope validation finds you in 2018
I hope you all realize that you have to find these things, not let them find you in 2018.
i don’t trust anyone who likes lena dunham or amy schumer
Wow. You must not trust very many people then.
How's life
i try not to think about it
Lothe it or ignore it. You cannot like it.