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INTRO

windflower

any pronouns

basic DNI, i block freely

all i ask is that you're not a dick.

HEY MOOTIES, I'M MOVING MY ACC!!!

Starting immediately, find me on @gimevemymusic

(fucking misspelled the shit and now cant get another user)

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salty-inc

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

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Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

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Far away cow moos

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My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

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My best friends singing voice

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Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

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The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

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I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

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The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

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Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

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Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

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Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

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“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

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Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

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Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

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Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

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I forgot to add this is the beginning! But that little sniffing noise that dogs make when they’re smelling the air or the ground? Wonderful!

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OCEAN!!!!!!

salty-inc

So there was just an entire booth full of wind chimes for sale at mountain fair. It started to get a little windy and they all went off at once. It was so pretty.

cj-valentine

This is the most beautiful post on this whole site

whimsy-flags

Hey, you uh... coming to the party?

No no, SHH DUDE! Brutus said we were calling it a... y'know, a party! Cause it's a surprise party, and we can't have the big guy finding out early, yeah?

So, did you uh... bring any gifts?

... you forgot your fucking knife?!

GIFT, yeah, I KNOW!

Okay... okay.

Here, fucking... I brought extras.

YEAH THEY'RE THEMED!! Take em or leave em, you ungrateful little-

rabid-transcendentalist

paradoxcipher

chaos-triangle

Yay! The time is now!!!

your-neighbourhood-antisocial

i-like-to-cry

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

trans-cousin-offical

GET THE KNIVES OUT COUSINS

It’s stabing time

rachaels

justgot1

I don’t know what is feeding this year’s bloodthirst to murder political leaders, it’s a mystery.

chaos-triangle

It's finally time to stab Julius Caesar!!!

rachaels

justgot1

I don’t know what is feeding this year’s bloodthirst to murder political leaders, it’s a mystery.

chaos-triangle

It's finally time to stab Julius Caesar!!!

doolallymagpie

it’s time

chaos-triangle

Yippee! it's time!

fatsexybitch

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

solsticelosthermind

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

asteroidtroglodyte

RECRUITERS LIE

whyamiheretellme

saying this as someone with a family member that used to be in the military:

My grandfather has told me time and time again, unless you are seriously thinking about joining the military, do not go near recruiters. the moment my grandfather found out about my allergies, he told me to stay the fuck away.

they will lie.

my grandpa doesn't.

stay away from recruiters.

real-whydousernamesevenexist

Sending my inner child to work in the uranium mines so I don't have to take care of it

ragingmasochist

Murdering my inner child to sell its organs on the black market not disclosing that theyre irradiated

real-whydousernamesevenexist

Good luck man, i have 43 followers on this account and one of them is my other account

neptunic-chaos

@walmart-the-official

eggmanwantshiswife

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spectrexviiii

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your-local-stranger-gremlin

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mersinia

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blue-of-macintosh

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shittest-wizard-ever

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whyamiheretellme

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ziggyplayedd

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

sandersstudies

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!