I Really Don’t Know Girl

Here for the hard drugs and interesting discussions

[whydoiidk]

Should I make an alternate account just to post poetry or just keep on main?

Maine

Clone me

Anne swore to please

Voting ended onMar 12

[whydoiidk]

Yay! No longer a minor, so I’m actually allowed to be horny on main instead of using the secret alt that never reblogged and was basically just liking stuff. I hope this’ll also let me get hrt eventually, but right now I’ll have to use socks in my bra and make do

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 30

Pierrot (Freak Circus)

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[whydoiidk]

@mistysunbeam this your man? Get him to win if you think so

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

Because temperature is just the average speed of a group of particles, and people have temperature, if enough of your particles went in the same direction at once, you would get really cold and go rocketing in that direction. Unfortunately the chances of this happening are astronomically rare, but it would be really funny.

[confused-faith-interpeter]

Huh

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

You can fly by getting really cold and really lucky.

[confused-faith-interpeter]

So are freezers basically spaceships

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

no they just move heat around. really hot things are more likely to do this than cold things, they become cold because the heat energy becomes kinetic energy

[confused-faith-interpeter]

So ovens are

[whydoiidk]

Wait isn’t that what condors and paragliders do? They ride airdrafts upwards to gain height and airdrafts are basically this exact phenomenon of air moving around and you being lucky, except you can sorta vaguely predict them based on the shape of the land and the weather, but still

[will-0-the-wispp]

I'm addicted to liking pride posts cause I get to see what flag pops up with the heart hehe

so far I've had a lot of trans ones and 1 pan one!!

[whydoiidk]

Yeah, I have literally gotten nothing other than the rainbow one, and not for lack of spamming

[whydoiidk]

As it turns out, that was just the mobile app screwing me over, so nevermind

[ninahufflepuff]

Are the flags supposed to change it only shows this one for me😔

Edit: i think it only changes in the website because the app only shows this one but I'm not sure

[whydoiidk]

OH MY GOD THATS WHY

[will-0-the-wispp]

I'm addicted to liking pride posts cause I get to see what flag pops up with the heart hehe

so far I've had a lot of trans ones and 1 pan one!!

[whydoiidk]

Yeah, I have literally gotten nothing other than the rainbow one, and not for lack of spamming

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[fxyne]

Me after having eaten the dog lettuce before you pointed that out and now I’m tripping on heavens door as god and Jesus spank my bar ass with a yaoi paddle

[whydoiidk]

Oh no, you ate the god lettuce, not the dog lettuce, and just so happened to come to heaven during one of jesus’s bdsm scenes which are known to be at 11:00 on a Saturday when god goes fishing and is out of the house

[pikestaff]

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

[themythicalcodfish]

To wit:

[switchelsweets]

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

[magnuspeccatori]

This is the most inspirational thing I've read all week. Possibly all year

[queen-suzu]

@donttellmeurlooking4andyandy for when ur sad:3

[whydoiidk]

Damn I should use this actually in giving advice for other artists, this is useful, especially since I pride myself on how weird and uncomfortable my stylings can be sometimes, including things like gender!

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[whydoiidk]

I somehow managed to sing the entirety of this one to the tune of West Virginia, it took some awkward stops

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[whydoiidk]

Well I can do you for a “moo” if that counts

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life

[whydoiidk]

What about trannies like me? I personally would accept basically any purple or blue flower, but that’s just my taste

[guiltygearofficial]

[guiltygearofficial]

Hopefully this image will clear everything up!

[guiltygearofficial]

Carl is her dog in this analogy.

[whydoiidk]

Wow I don’t even know what to say but somehow it really does work… except wait what about the cast of heritage for the future how do they factor in?

[whydoiidk]

Damn, I wish it was easier to both like women AND men as a trans woman, I recognize that men do genuinely tend to be quite gross about all of this, and I recognize that it’s simply easier to go for women sometimes, even just within the dating pool, especially with people like myself who do have that form of awareness that we’ve had to grow simply to survive, it still does not stop me from wishing above all things that I could date cis and trans people, and men and women, and whoever the HELL I wanna date regardless of race, religion, body type or whatever have you, and that fundamentally should be normalized regardless of whether dumb people think about the “woke mob” I think it’s seriously simply dumb and I’ve finally figured out why I should be frustrated about it

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[whydoiidk]

“Fuck your computers, ponis free”

[demilypyro]

I swear I thought that said-

[tiny-kitty-girl]

gridlock - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

[whydoiidk]

The citations are entirely necessary:

2021 November 13, @Nartemis117, Twitter‎[2] (post), archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

God, ngl, some gridlock sounds real good right about now (iykyk)

2022 January 22, @Andtheirva, Twitter‎[3] (post), archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my gridlock... And my girldick... even my shenis... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.

2022 March 18, @stonewall1312, Twitter‎[4] (post), archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

pros of dating me : im cute and nice and i have an integra, my gridlock is perfectly sized ¶ cons of dating me: i WILL leave all my misc car parts, video game accessories, milsurp equipment, and cute girl clothes in your room. this is non-negotionable. this is where it goes now.

2023 March 20, @socalledcharlie, Twitter‎[5] (post), archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

Making my girlfriend print out a cute pic of my gridlock so she doesn’t forget what it looks like while she’s away from me.

2023 November 25, @marufawks, X‎[6] (post), archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

Tattoo on my gridlock that says twink death

2024 March 7, @TheTunnelingCat, X‎[7] (post), archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

[…] thalia is a lesbian that dated a trans girl once and got a taste of gridlock and now is exclusively a chaser for trans girls

2022 March 17, @thattwirp, Twitter‎[1], archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

This feels targeted at me even though you have no way of knowing my gridlock size

2021 November 17, @clothingweapon, Twitter‎[2], archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

oh hey bestie. yr one of like three people i’ve ever sent my gridlock to

2022 January 12, @LLucidae, Twitter‎[3], archived from the original on 2 September 2025:

Someone needs to smell my gridlock, y’know, for science!

[redstonedust]

dyed my hair and got filled with such "everybody needs to see this" energy that i immediately went grocery shopping. maybe this is the real way to motivate going outside more...

[whydoiidk]

This is indeed how transitioning has been except I can only show off my clothes when they’re actually clean which is annoying, I need more clothes constantly