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okay first of all what the fuck

[psychotic-gerard]

the average life-span of a phone is 2.5 years. my current phone’s lifespan is:

less than that, but i intend to exceed 2.5 years.

less than that, and i do not intend to exceed 2.5 years.

exactly that.

more than that.

nonexistent ‘cause i don’t have my own phone.

other (share in tags)

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Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

[moniquill]

....you folks know how old your phone is/how long you've had it?

[hobbular]

i looked up the purchase confirmation email (june 2021), i didn't know offhand

[elodieunderglass]

I had to look back in my photo gallery to when this batch of photos originated (October 2021.)

[whyllastorch]

my current phone i purchased a week ago BECAUSE my last phone stopped making and receiving calls. it was purchased in january 2019. other than the calls thing, it was in perfect working order

[c3rvida3]

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

[c3rvida3]

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

[thefakerachelray]

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

[thefakerachelray]

Some excellent additions from the notes:

Maps

Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations

Numbering books in a series on the spine

Tables of contents

[ot3]

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

[birdofmay]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Are you from the U.S.? (no nuance here)

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

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[thedailygoat]

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[whyllastorch]

MY FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!

[thedailygoat]

[thedailygoat]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[mallomia]

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

[decoysender]

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

[trippleacute]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[superkat500]

MAESHMALOWA

[gehayi]

Is anyone going to mention that the chichen nuggests are actually onion rings?

[whyllastorch]

idk man they could be chicken nuggets in shape of rings, ive seen those before. sorry chichen nuggests

[whyllastorch]

my cat is in an affectionate mood and trying to climb onto my laptop for pets and cuddles so i push him away but i dont wanna be mean so i give him a little consolation pet which only encourages him to get closer so i push him away

[marissasketch]

Total eclipse of the Bun 🌑✨ Prints

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

[queercoded-disney-villain]

The three genders.

[thedailygoat]

[photofeesh]

Yaaaaas 😍

[truechaosseed-deactivated202405]

[glitchinthesystemstuff]

“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

[sexycraisinthanos]

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

[ech0light]

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

[clubpenguinkiller]

retail employees

[blanket-buddy]

Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete

[solarishashernoseinabook]

grad students