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@whynotpost
AU scenarios "we're bad at dating" edition
I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends
One of us thinks this is a date but the other thinks it’s an informal job interview
I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date
We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up
We took each other’s underwear from the laundromat by mistake
I got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but I sent it to you instead by mistake
We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date
I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…
We had sex at the office party but we’re both workaholics so we don’t normally date
We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?
You bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer
You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole
Your appointment with a sexual therapist was right after mine and we got talking in the waiting room
We’re on a blind date, but wait a moment… aren’t you that guy who gave me a hand job at a Renaissance Faire a year ago?… what do you MEAN “WHICH ONE”?
We both picked the same power ballad at karaoke so we sang a duet
We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?
you’re gonna seriously equate the oppression trans people face with someone calling a cishet a dumb shitting baby are something are you for real fuck off
it’s not hate is deserved opposition
I don't care if people wanna make posts like "wow cishet people fucking suck" I totally understand that but when trans* person A is talking just to cishet person B, and person A doesn't know ANYTHING about person B except that they're cishet, and person A's talking shit about B for being cishet when B hasn't actually done anything that's transphobic or shitty at all, that's bullshit. I'm not trying to equate it to the oppression trans people face. I'm just saying that it's a shitty thing to do in general.
This cishet hate is getting on my last nerves. And as a person who is neither cis or het the hate is uncalled for on so many levels. Its counterproductive and hypocritical.
^...
okay but the random cishet people you're yelling at or calling scum aren't necessarily the people who are oppressing you? like, because I'm cishet I'm just automatically a shit person? like there is nothing I can do to not completely suck because nope you were born cis and het so I guess you're just a piece of shit?
do you ever cry because billie joe armstrong is a 41-year-old man and can put on eyeliner better than you
do you ever cry because billie joe armstrong is a 41-year-old man and can put on eyeliner better than you
your shit attitude is the reason I listen to screamo
do you ever cry because billie joe armstrong is a 41-year-old man and can put on eyeliner better than you
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi
I love this so much.
*GRABS BY SHOULDERS AND SHAKES AGGRESSIVELY* DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING LIKE YOU
but
You will be out with friends when the news of her existence will be accidentally spilled all over your bar stool. Respond calmly as if it was only a change in weather, a punch line you saw coming. After your fourth shot of cheap liquor, leave the image of him kissing another woman in the...
freaking incredible
Open Your Eyes (79/365)
um no im pretty sure i was right
no, it obvious you were wrong
um, no, I overrode the fuck out of that shit
morse code ..-
morose code :(
I HAVE A STORE ON SKREENED sorry for spamming your tag about it
all the randoms, our webstore, sells stuff about avengers, sherlock, doctor who, tumblrisms, all time low, matt nathanson, p!nk, mean girls, the hobbit, LOTR, youtubers like danisnotonfire, amazingphil, jenna marbles, and vlogbrothers, trekkies, harry potter and starkid, the hunger games, nevershoutnever, puns, big bang theory, alice in wonderland, the script, the all american rejects, the ready set, and music.
scrolling through it might be fun :) and if I make money on it I will prove to my mom that this website it legitimate, so if you actually like anything and wanna buy a shirt, I will marry you