Repository of Shit

Man whore and meme whore. Welcome to my online palace of filth and all that jazz. Here you will find a lot of shit, except ketchup and pineapple positivity. Fuck ketchup and pineapples.

[sexhaver]

this is the most southern fucking thing ive ever seen

[parakeet]

[foulserpent]

undyne voice is that a pokemons

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[pancakeke]

Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[sobeitjay2]

When ya crush start feeling insecure about they looks

[soundsof71]

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

[abandoned-account-for-rping]

So, if you’re like me and work in a place with public bathrooms, you most likely have seen this shit before. Some racist fuck graffiti’d up your bathroom with nazi bullshit with a permanent marker.

Tired of this bullshit? Me too, so I’m gonna show you how to get rid of it nice and quick! 

The tools you need: A cleaner appropriate for the surface, the appropriate tool to to wipe said surfaces, and the crucial piece: A dry erase marker.

It’s embarrassingly easy to get rid of and is gonna make those nazi fucks upset that we don’t tolerate their bullshit. 

Just grab your marker…

…and draw over it

then you spray it with your cleaner and then… wipe

ta-fucking-da

now you too can use your new-found hack to get rid of sharpie graffiti

remember kids: fuck fascists, fuck nazis and racists, and fuck white supremacy 

[coder-avatar-star]

I’m livid

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

[bearie]

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

[narwhaled]

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

[bearie]

paypal.me/nursepeach

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

manspreading in the electric chair

[dianalecompte31]

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT! Cliск 0n tехt!

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[slowheart]

love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot

[pointnclick]

isn’t this what Julius Caesar said to the Roman senate

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[barbienefertiti]

I wish my ancestors were that quick.

[prettyindeath]

This entire situation reminds me of this:

[we-love-gaming]

We got one more added to the list