WideEyedWires

Robot lover - 23 - the place for all the reblogs I can't put on my main. 🔞 No minors. I'm also on Twitter and Bluesky! Account best experienced on desktop :> https://wideeyedwires.carrd.co/

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[marcheriest]

the FOLSOMFORMERS shirt is back and bad as ever for Pride Month! now available in 5 sizes while supplies last!

grab one here: https://marcheriest.myshopify.com/products/folsomformers-t-shirt

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[ju33e]

[bedbugging]

wonderful thank you

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[szczurek]

[fanoftentakil-blog]

Safe for work porn.

[villainwithacrush]

[orpheuslament]

"why do people act like calling their kink gross is oppression 😂" maybe because historically people have always tried to find an excuse to be violent against sexual minorities or those who experienced sexuality outside of the norm in general, & when attacking your run of the mill trans & gay person is no longer "acceptable" the next best thing is Trans & Gay Person Who Gets Off On Shit I Don't Like. oh & also because youre not just calling someone's kink "gross" youre organising targeted campaigns to harass & stalk people who make you a little icky & calling it a "moral service to the community". but you know, semantics.

[kitsuneheart]

I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.

[miuspam]

Rodimags sketch… full under th cut

Yeah.

[c3rvida3]

Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...

[c3rvida3]

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[national-rail]

me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it

train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[homicidalghoulgirl]

the hands pervert would like to know where all the most sensitive parts of your body are. for no reason